 The master smut king is down for the count. I can report that the great and virile BoobaWooba - known across the galaxy as an intrepid, fearless, and abnormally horny porn peddler - has experienced an unexpected health catastrophe precipitated by his happening upon this incredibly hot blonde butt babe named Daryn over at 40 Inch Plus, the newest porn megasite catering to the big round asses lover. This woman’s ass will leave you speechless - it’s huge, round, and just begs to be licked, tongued, fucked, and adored - all of which BoobaWooba fantasized about liberally before he finally pushed himself too far. All of that masturbatorial big butt fantasizing must have overloaded BoobaWooba’s alien nervous system and caused a total physiological breakdown. Our beloved porn mongering hero was rushed to St. Areolas Memorial Hospital, in orbit around Nipplona IV, for emergency care. As he was rushed into the ER, BoobaWooba could be heard muttering the words “Big….soooo Big….Must fuck…Must fuck it NOW!!!” in his native language, which sounded like “Korg…daaaa Korg…Baxo zoovy…Baxo zoovy RACKO!!!” BoobaWooba’s doctors report that he should make a full recovery once fluid and electrolyte balances are restored, but they warn that exposure to round female asses too soon could cause a relapse. This could pose a problem to BoobaWooba’s recovery, since all the female nurses at St. Areolas wear ultra-skimpy uniforms that fully expose their large round breasts and asses. Yes, that idea may very well be extremely arousing, but we’ve got to think of BoobaWooba right now. Come to think of it, Holy Fuck, that is HOT! I’m sure he’ll be fine.
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