 BoobaWooba informs me that he has just barely averted a dire cataclysm that could have potentially caused the entire galaxy to have been sucked into a powerful singularity that would have consumed us all. The crisis emerged when the universally esteemed and sexually unmatched alien smut king was overseeing the testing of a new device, under development by the BoobaWooba Inc Special Projects Division, which is headquartered in a massive twin-domed research facility on Gazonga Prime. This new device, when completed, will allow anyone to achieve an unlimited number of repeated instantaneous orgasms on demand simply by inserting the device’s baseball sized output module into their rectums and activating the patent-pending Orgasmatron pulse wave.
BoobaWooba, the greatest and most beloved porn baron the galaxy has ever seen, decided to be present for the testing of the Orgasmatron prototype, given that he has taken quite an interest in the project — an interest prompted by an embarrassing erectile dysfunction problem he’s developed in recent months. While waiting for the test to get underway, BoobaWooba distracted himself by surfing for porn on his handheld computer, during which time he spotted a gallery of a big tit cutie named Whitney that got him extremely hot under the collar. BoobaWooba was so taken with the girl that he excused himself and headed for a restroom stall to see if could rub one out real quick before the test began. To his great frustration, however, BoobaWooba found that, even though he was mentally quite aroused, his afflicted microscopic penis just wouldn’t become erect.
Never to be defeated in his endless quest for sexual satisfaction, BoobaWooba had the idea that he himself would be the test subject for the Orgasmatron, that way he could relieve the massive sexual tension that had built up inside his dysfunctional loins. BoobaWooba barged into the lab and declared his intentions to the gathered scientists and engineers. Against their advice, BoobaWooba climbed into the test chair front down and raised his bony green ass into the air to facilitate the insertion of the output module into his slimy alien rectum. After much physical effort and countless gallons of anal lube had been applied, the baseball sized module was firmly lodged up BoobaWooba’s tiny ass. Appearing to be in significant discomfort, the greatly respected and dignified alien porn king then turned his tortured expression to his technicians and strainingly uttered “What in all galactic fuck are you waiting for, Do it already!”
The technicians then activated the Orgasmatron and BoobaWooba was anally infused with a torrent of orgasmic pulse waves. His tiny alien penis immediately sprang to attention and BoobaWooba began to uncontrollably spew his chunky green ejaculate all over the lab floor. The great alien fuckmaster produced so much cum, in fact, that it began to run into the control room where the project engineers were gathered. One of them then slipped on BoobaWooba’s ball slime and went careening into the Orgasmatron control panel and accidentally jammed the intensity setting at “Oh, Shit!” BoobaWooba then began physically gyrating and emitting a continuous high-pitched tone that was later identified as his race’s sexual distress call. The sight of the galaxy’s wealthiest and most powerful porn tycoon being aggressively sexually stimulated through the anus by an overpowered and out-of-control high-tech sex toy was bad enough, but things were about to get dangerous for far more souls than just the unfortunate BoobaWooba. The Orgasmatron’s anti-matter power source was now overheating and in severe risk of exploding, which would cause a rip in the very fabric of space that could suck the entire galaxy up. Luckily, BoobaWooba’s crack team of engineers were able to power down the Orgasmatron in time to avert a cosmic disaster. BoobaWooba received treatment for a permanently gaping anus at St. Areolas Memorial Hospital and was released after an overnight stay. Good news is, BoobaWooba reports that his erectile dysfunction has completely cleared since the incident.
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