 For the past several months, BoobaWooba Inc has been secretly developing revolutionary new breast implants that are fully adjustable in size. A woman could, theoretically, make her breasts larger or smaller at the touch of a button using these state of the art fake boobies. BoobaWooba has been looking forward to the rollout of this exciting new product with great anticipation ever since he greenlighted the project at the beginning of the year, so he was delighted when his project engineers recently informed him that they were entering the final testing phase of product development (BoobaWooba had impatiently ordered that the product be rushed into the final phase, against the advice of his engineers). BoobaWooba decided to attend the first test of the new tit implant prototype at the super secret BoobaWooba Inc Special Projects Division located on Gazonga Prime.
The test subject was a beautiful blonde hottie named Bridget, who BoobaWooba thought would look perfect with a pair of EE cans hanging uncomfortably from her chest. The dashing and virile porn king took a seat near the test area and anxiously awaited the completion of the implantation process. Once fitted with the implants, Bridget was ready to have her boobs enlarged. BoobaWooba gazed on in amazement as the the technician activated the implants by remote control and Bridget’s tits began to grow to full EE size in a matter of seconds! BoobaWooba was simply overjoyed. Not only was he witnessing the birth of a pair of perfect gargantuan tits which were already producing a strong degree of arousal in his slimy green loins, but he also knew he stood to make trillions of quatloos from the sale of these ingenius adjustable boob implants that would certainly revolutionize intergalactic breast enlargement for eons to come. Unfortunately for everyone involved, though, Bridget’s tits inconveniently did not stop growing.
Picture the bizarre spectacle of an attractive blonde woman seated in a lab chair looking on helplessly as her breasts grow uncontrollably to Bunyanesque proportions. The technicians frantically scrambled to shutdown the implants and finally managed to, but only after Bridget’s tits had each inflated to roughly the size of a Volkswagen Bug! Having witnessed this tragic human debacle, BoobaWooba rushed to Bridget’s side and proceeded to mount her massive tits. Everyone in the room looked on in shock as BoobaWooba, lost in a haze of pure unadulterated lust, began to frenetically masturbate his fully erect 2-and-a-half inch penis until he ejaculated a substantial amount of his precious seed all over the ridiculously large tits that rested underneath him. Bridget transitioned from fear to anger and began hysterically screaming at BoobaWooba to “get your perverted little green corpse of a body off of me NOW, you sick infected ass pimple!” Bridget’s angry undulations caused her huge breasts to jiggle wildly, which then made BoobaWooba lose his balance and slip on the green ejaculate that now glazed the monstrous mammaries. The terrified smut baron plunged headlong into Bridget’s cavernous cleavage and suffered horrific mangling as her titanic ta-ta’s shifted violently, rendering the formerly handsome alien porn mogul a bruised and battered mess.
Thankfully, Bridget’s tits were finally returned to normal size and the boob implants were shelved at phase 1 pre-development stage, where they’ll probably remain for some time until BoobaWooba Inc lawyers can acurately assess the liability risk of releasing this questionable product to the galactic public. Bridget settled her own lawsuit with us for an undisclosed amount. As for BoobaWooba, he was admitted to St. Areolas Hospital and received treatment for extensive physical injuries and psychological trauma, but doctors say he is expected to make a full recovery a couple weeks after his full skeletal transplant is completed.
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