 When BoobaWooba first entered the cutthroat world of business and industry, he was a small porno-pusher who had little capital and no employees. He had to do every administrative task himself. But now, BoobaWooba is the head of a vast porn mongering empire that stretches across several galaxies and even has operations on the event horizons of three major black holes. With a sex business this vast and expansive, BoobaWooba has decided that he must now employ an executive assistant to help him in his important daily management of BoobaWooba Inc. That is why he is now announcing the hiring of the lovely Summer, a smart, ambitious, and well busted young woman from the planet Earth who will serve as BoobaWooba’s assistant in all executive tasks.
The selection process for this position was extensive, analysing well-qualified candidates from three galaxies and over a hundred species. The selection committee narrowed the contenders down to two individuals, which it judged were the most appropriate people for the job under BoobaWooba’s stated guidelines. The top two candidates were presented to BoobaWooba for his final decision and Summer, a gorgeous curvy big tit queen with tits the size of herzekian basketballs, easily won out over Fermorino Jexacula, Phd., a business administration professor at Haaaavaaad University on Gazonga Prime. Dr. Jexacula did possess the superior education, holding 52 degrees from the most prestigious universities in the galaxy. And he did admittedly possess a superior amount of business experience, having run 7 Galactic Fortune 500 companies over his 340 year career in business. However, BoobaWooba was certain that Summer would be better for the job. When asked by reporters at the press conference why he believed that Summer, whose only business experience was selling lemonade in elementary school, would be the best candidate for executive assistant, BoobaWooba simply stated that the decision almost made itself. He stated, with a strikingly straight face, that the size of her breasts had absolutely nothing to do with his choice.
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