March 29, 2005
Big Titted, Big Butted Blonde Sex Goddess Causes BoobaWooba To Consider Marriage Proposal It goes without saying that the great BoobaWooba is widely considered to be one of the most eligible bachelors in all the galaxy. Throughout the cosmos, there must be gazillions of hot chicks, BoobaWooba is sure, who dream of capturing the dashing 3’1’’ alien smut king in the bonds of holy matrimony. But, up to now, BoobaWooba has remained steadfast in his conviction that, out of fairness to the women of the galaxy, he must continue unattached and available to please any and all large busted females who lust for his green and only slightly slimey flesh.  Today, however, BoobaWooba’s pro-bachelor convictions have been shaken by the discovery of a deliciously proportioned blonde hottie named Summer, who is currently being featured at Big Tits Round Asses. To say that BoobaWooba is captivated by this busty lass of perfection would be understating matters by an order of magnitude. She has huge plump boobs and an exquisite round ass that caused BoobaWooba to lose a third of his bodily fluids through excessive salivation, spontaneous ejaculations, and incontinent urination - all prompted by his viewing of these free movie clips starring the curvy temptress. Knowing the little green fucker as well as I do, though, I can assure all of you that BoobaWooba will most likely come to his senses and abandon his marriage ideas once he has blown enough of his chunky seed and realizes there are many, many mounds of ass and tit flesh yet to conquer in the universe. Now, to clean up his revolting mess...eeeeeewww...[Violent Dry Heaving]
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