April 7, 2005
Marriage Proposal Crisis Ends! BoobaWooba Slams His Head On The Toilet And Forgets About Summer! I can now report that our long galactic nightmare is finally over. A short time ago in his palatial bathroom, BoobaWooba, while gyrating uncontrollably in a masturbatory frenzy probably induced by perverted fantasies involving the very lovely and busty Summer, fell and slammed his head into the rim of his toilet and suffered a loss of memory that has wiped out his ability to recall any of the events of the past week. After it became clear that BoobaWooba could not remember recent events, I took it upon myself to eradicate any and all visual evidence of the existence of Summer so that the great and sexy BoobaWooba would be spared the ordeal of a recurrent infatuation with the seductive busty lass. Now that his irrational fixation on Summer is a thing of the past, BoobaWooba has returned to lead his army of horny followers in the quest to find as many big-titted, big-assed hotties to whack off to as possible! And while I’m quite sure Summer is despondent at the news she will not be BoobaWooba’s bride after all, we must all remember that sometimes personal sacrifices are necessary in order to further the common good.  Now that he’s back to his recklessly promiscuous and lecherous ways, BoobaWooba has already found a new target for his transient lust. This hot blonde babe with a huge round ass caused BoobaWooba to spew 2.5 liters of green alien jizz in less than 87 seconds, a clear record for the virile intergalactic smut king. Her name is Nicole and you simply must check out her entire video episode at Ass Parade - it will shock and astound you! Watch it and prepare to achieve your own ejaculatory glory, although you should clearly not expect to beat BoobaWooba’s record.
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