April 4, 2005
The BoobaWooba Marriage Proposal Crisis Continues - The Arch Smut King May Be Close To Tieing Knot Although I hastily reassured all of you in the last entry that BoobaWooba would eventually come to his senses concerning the matter of his intention to propose marriage to the busty and lovely Summer, it appears that I may have been too optimistic. For the last several days, BoobaWooba has been enthralled by this big-tit, big-ass beauty in ways he’s never demonstrated with any of the thousands of other tit queens he’s been infatuated with since I came into his service a very short time ago. For instance, just yesterday, I walked in on a blonde-wig-wearing BoobaWooba in the bathroom as he was modeling a pair of silky women’s panties while waving his bony ass in the mirror and yelling “Oh, you’re soooo HOT, Summer baby! Yeah, yeah!!!” in his native language, which sounded something like: “Dago, seroono jeeego KLAK, Sooomer beeby! Glaxo, glaxo!!!”.
BoobaWooba’s unhealthy infatuation with Miss Summer has not been helped by the fact that BoobaWooba has found yet another free gallery of the curvy blonde babe that has her rubbing lotion all over her fantastic round ass, then taking on a meat pole. If BoobaWooba doesn’t snap out of this soon, he may end up throwing away his booba-bachelorhood and may possibly even risk our, uh - I mean his, entire intergalactic smutmongering empire. Stay tuned for further developments in this perilous booba-crisis. |
