 The galaxy is still reeling from the news that the irresistibly sexy and curvy boob queen, Velicity Von of Earth, has declined an offer by BoobaWooba, renowned alien porn mogul and cosmic playboy, to become Queen of his intergalactically esteemed Booba-Harem. BoobaWooba is still in shock that anyone could reject a chance to become part of his private collection of busty beauties. After all, as Queen of his harem, Velicity would have had the pleasure of sexually servicing the dashing 3-foot-1 alien porn king on a daily, and often hourly, basis. Now, of course, the Booba-Harem Queen’s duties are not exclusively pleasure oriented. Velicity would have also been expected to clip BoobaWooba’s fungally infested yellow toenails, pop his back acne, and occasionally wipe his ass during episodes of fecal urgency induced by drunkeness and/or sexually transmitted intestinal parasites.
It is unknown what the real reason for Velicity’s decision is, but BoobaWooba feels certain that the poor girl must be insane for passing up her chance to service his quarter-inch wart-covered penis on a professional basis. Ms. Von’s only comment, issued through her agent, was “If that little perverted, hideous frog comes within 10 miles of me, I’m going to kick his slimy green ass back to whatever fucking backwater of a swamp planet his mother shit him out on.”
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