 A perfect pair of big natural tits is a rare thing these days. Sadly, too many women are deciding to “go bigger” with the assistance of a plastic surgeon, rather than accept the smaller, but still plump and juicy, titties that the gods of Boobianity gave them. The resulting monster boobs often resemble beachballs. Actually, sometimes they resemble Gorekian Bull’s balls, which are far larger and much less smooth, though admittedly tasty when served with a light mustard sauce and a chilled merlot. Unfortunately, BoobaWooba has learned that busty euro-beauty Kate from Busty Adventures is now considering going under the knife to artificially enlarge her already perfect plump boobies. BoobaWooba awoke me in the middle of the night in a fit of panic to tell me the horrible news he had just read on the internet. I advised the dashing porn baron that he should be careful before believing information retrieved from the web.
Hopefully, this will turn out to be just another sick internet prank, but in the event it isn’t, BoobaWooba has decided that he will attempt to buy off all plastic surgeons in Kate’s general area to prevent her from finding a willing doctor. If we corrupt all boob doctors on Earth, and on all of the 67 inhabited worlds immediately surrounding Earth’s solar system, that should probably suffice.
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