 The intergalactic porn world is still in amazement over the arrival of the stunningly large breasted newbie Brandy Dean to the smut scene. When BoobaWooba first eyed a photo of Ms. Dean, he immediately knew that this busty chick would soon become a sensation around the cosmos. With tits this large and perfectly round, BoobaWooba reasoned, there wouldn’t be a single porn producer in the entire galaxy that would not be seeking to star Brandy in their next big boob smut opus. BoobaWooba sprang into action in an attempt to sign Brandy to an exclusive 4-year contract with BoobaWooba Entertainment, confident that the generous perk package and top dollar salary offer would be more than enough to beat the competition. Unfortunately, however, negotiations broke down when BoobaWooba’s agents could not convince Brandy to agree to a standard and very reasonable point in the contract. Apparently, Ms Dean has a problem with performing analingus on aliens, which is a hard requirement for all BoobaWooba contract stars.
As she stormed out of the BoobaWooba Entertainment offices, Ms Dean could be heard protesting, in a quite vehement tone, “There’s no fucking way I’m going to lick that disgusting toad’s greasy green ass. I’d rather eat regurgitated Cheetos out of Barbara Walters’s used douche bag!” BoobaWooba issued a statement shortly thereafter stating that he is deeply saddened at Brandy Dean’s irrational rejection of his generous contract offer. He insisted that the girls in his existing stable of BoobaWooba Entertainment contract stars have absolutely no problem licking his ass on a weekly basis, and have been fulfilling their contractual obligations in this regard for years and years. In all that time, he asserted, there have been only 342 hospitalizations due to persistent retching, chronic dry heaving, or uncontrolled projectile vomiting following analingus among the bevy of BoobaWooba contract beauties, and only 39 of them have been institutionalized for post-traumatic dementia as a result of meeting their contractual analingual duties.
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