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Kristi's Big BoobsRarely does one find a beautiful girl who has a perfect set of big natural tits as well as a nice round ass and a sparkling personality to boot. BoobaWooba, in his great wisdom as a master smut peddler, decided to travel to Eastern Europe in search of such a girl and he was quickly rewarded for his decision. Not only does Kristi possess a couple of the most deliciously perfect titties BoobaWooba has ever encountered, but she also has an ass that could send a Goronian Sex Beast spiraling into a coma. BoobaWooba was able to snag an interview with this sexy busty hottie and he almost succeeded in not disgusting her completely.

BoobaWooba: Kristi, my dear. Thanks so much for this interview. I’ve been looking forward to it since I booked you.

Kristi: Thank you very much, sir. I like to do interviews.

BoobaWooba: Well, that’s good to hear. And please, call me Booby, my father is Sir. Well, actually, he’s also Ma’am since he happens to be a Boobulan Hermaphrodite. But that’s neither here nor there.

Kristi: Ok, I’ll call you Booby. (laughs)

BoobaWooba: Good, good. I have to say, I was very aroused by your scenes for Busty Adventures. You have such a perfect chest, my dear. Your boobs are so big and floppy. They’re natural, is that right?

Kristi: Yes, they are all natural boobs.

BoobaWooba: Outstanding, dear thing. Tell me, does penis size matter at all to you?

Kristi: Umm, maybe a little, yes.

BoobaWooba: You say you like little penises? Outstanding, my pet. Here, let me show you my tiny phallus so that you may adore it. As you can see, it is only 2 inches long fully erect and is already leaking some of my highly nutritious green semen.

Kristi: NO, NO, Mr Booby! I said size DOES matter to me. And I don’t want to see your pee pee. Please, put it away!

BoobaWooba: Oh Gods, I’m terribly embarrassed, my sweet thing! Please accept my deepest apology. I can also make large donations to your favorite charity!

Kristi: It’s alright, I’m a big girl. But, what were those bumpy purple thingies on your penis?

BoobaWooba: Oh, don’t worry about those. They’re caused by a nasty little STD I picked up from a Terrexian Ecstacy Mare in the Bazonga Quadrant a few years back. They are totally harmless to humans, in case you wish to do some horizontal mambo with the total package that is myself. (Wink, Wink)

Kristi: Umm, you know, I think I’ll pass for now.


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