It must be a time of great galactic good fortune, BoobaWooba opines, since the last few months have seen the busty big butt super babe Phoenix Marie perform a score of sizzling anal sex scenes that have melted the previously unreachable green cum stains off of the master smut peddler’s cathedral-like bedroom ceiling. Today, we [...]
Anybody up for more of that unbelievably hot big ass porn queen, Caroline Pierce? BoobaWooba has received a ton of mail, lately, insisting that Ms. Pierce should be installed as the reigning intergalactic Ass Queen. Sadly, BoobaWooba does not directly possess the power to make this happen himself, although he is considering several alternative methods [...]
It’s never a small matter when the galaxy’s most esteemed, most sexually desired porn baron needs to seek medical attention as a result of a masturbation session. BoobaWooba, greatly admired smut magnate and intergalactic superstar, has just returned from the orbiting San Areolas Memorial Hospital after seeking treatment there for an impacted testicle, which he [...]
A couple of days ago while pinching an unusually large fecal log on his gold plated toilet, situated in the middle of his palatial private bathroom at the Booba Mansion, the great but gassy BoobaWooba managed to come across a couple of the most delectable round butts he has seen since he last officiated at [...]
The woman BoobaWooba features today has exceeded all galactic boundaries of big booty hotness. Alexis Texas has one of the most perfect big round butts in all the cosmos, including the big ass theme-park world of Culona 4. When the great and intergalactically esteemed porn baron, BoobaWooba, was notified that Alexis had done yet another [...]
Sheila Marie has come to BoobaWooba’s attention due to the greatly esteemed intergalactic porn king’s new, but probably temporary, obsession with big butt latina milfs. This obsession originated when the beloved smut pusher, and adored sex object for trillions of salivating females across the galaxy, witnessed his housekeeper — an attractive thirtysomething human latina [...]
Bubble butts are some of the most magnificent forms in all of nature, BoobaWooba strongly believes. There’s nothing quite like a pair of glorious juicy ass cheeks to brighten one’s day, no matter how much paper wealth one might have lost that particular day on the Boobulan Intergalactic Commodities Exchange. BoobaWooba knows this quite well, [...]
When two or more big butt goddesses are together in one place, BoobaWooba automatically enters an ecstatic trance that doesn’t end until the 3-foot tall alien smut king is hyperventilating and frothing at the mouth. That’s what happened when he caught a glimpse of this porn video at Assparade featuring two of the galaxy’s hottest [...]
Why do all the most amazing bubble butts in the galaxy always show up on Earth, and not on planets far closer and within convenient range to BoobaWooba? That’s what the highly esteemed and universally admired intergalactic porn king is currently wondering, given that Alexis Texas has just popped onto his big ass radar. This [...]
Caroline Pierce is one of the hottest big butt porn stars on the planet Earth, BoobaWooba insists, so he directed me to feature one of her video episodes from Assparade on the blog. I have to say, I have rarely seen a butt that compares to Caroline’s in it’s delicious roundness and plumpness. This ass [...]
Carmen Kinsley is a chick that needs to be seen to be believed. This nearly perfect big butt girl has got a body that could cause a pileup on the Culona Interstellar Space Lane. She’s a sexy blond girl who happens to have an ass that is the most dangerously attractive round mound of pleasure [...]
Look the fuck out, people of Earth - the galaxy famous porn star Pinky has just entered the building. I can’t say that I love her porn stage name, but this woman has an ass that could easily conquer your planet, if it wanted to (thankfully for you, BoobaWooba cannot think of a good reason [...]
Porn King Insists Alexis’s Ass Responsible For Dream Homicide!
BoobaWooba once related a dream to me that he had had where he was laying naked at the center of a very large room that was surrounded by massive marble pillars. He looked up and saw a gorgeous woman enter the enormous room wearing a tiny white [...]
Big Butt Threesome Impresses BoobaWooba
BoobaWooba points out that this scene he just found over at Assparade is one of the best examples of a big butt threesome he’s aware of. Better, even, than the time he got it on with a Jerokian Ass Beast and it’s twin (these particular ass beasts each sport five large [...]
Codi Lane Goes For The Jugular During Interview With BoobaWooba - Porn Tycoon Barely Survives!
Codi Lane possesses an ass so round, bubbly, and perfect that BoobaWooba could barely contain himself (both emotionally and fluidly) when he heard back that she would agree to do an interview with him. He immediately went about planning a strategy [...]
Top boobs & butts sites
This is the site you need if you absolutely must have the biggest tits known in all Boobianic creation. Free Trailers!
This is the cream of the galactic crop. Very naughty human females with abnormally large busts and posteriors.
This site will blow you out of the galaxy. The asses cannot be described in words, only in caveman-ish grunts -- Fucky Nowie!
Ridiculously huge bubble butts get oiled and bounced on huge cocks. This site will cure even the toughest case of erectile dysfunction!