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Big Tits and Bubble Booty

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:37:06 +0000

Time for Planet Ass, my friends. Brooke Lee Adams and her big booty latina friend Carmen De Luz pull off one hell of a performance in this porn video over at Ass Parade. First of all, Brooke is a fucking piece of work. Her teen cuteness is adorable, and her sexy bubble butt is a masterpiece.

Carmen De Luz is packing some serious curves, with massive tits and a huge round ass that will floor any lover of female booty. The two of them take some big hard cocks in this video, sucking down dick and riding meat poles like they need it to survive. Very sexy booty babes.

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Big Ass Latina Tits

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:26:01 +0000

Angelina Castro has made quite an impression with my alien smut-slinging master. BoobaWooba claims that watching Angelina shake that deliciously round latina ass gives him some of the most effective boners he’s ever had. In fact, just yesterday, BoobaWooba claims to have painted the walls of his palatial bathroom with cum jerking off to this video while pinching a purple turd on his gold-plated toilet.

After his ejaculation, he promptly lost his grip on his I-Phone and it fell right into the toilet bowl (Yes, I was the one tasked with retrieving it). If you like the idea of Angelina Castro shaking those big natural tits and that hot latina ass while taking on a thick cock with her sexy gal pal, you need to watch this porn video over at Ass Parade.

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Lisa Ann’s Boobs and Butt

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:53:08 +0000

BoobaWooba has long harbored a very deep and passionate lust for curvy milfs with big plump boobs and bubbly round asses. There is no better example of this variety of human sex goddess than the fantastically hot Lisa Ann. This stunning piece of dick stiffening perfection comes to us from the site AssParade, but she’s got a lot more to show us than just her big juicy ass. Her massive tits are as succulent as can be, and her tight pussy seems to just ooze with female juices.

Lisa Ann takes on a nice big cock in this porn video, sucking it down her hungry milf throat as far as she can take it. Watching Lisa suck that cock will make you want to spew cum all over the draperies, but hold yourself back because the real fun begins when he starts to slam her pussy. She gets a nice power fuck that has her gorgeous big boobs bouncing around all over the place while her sexy big round butt jiggles helplessly underneath. Just a very hot video that you shouldn’t pass up.

Lisa Ann’s Big Boobs and Butt In Action

Big Butt Hotties Take an Anal Fucking

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:44:24 +0000

What is finer than a plump round female butt getting fucked so deeply that she feels pressure at her tonsils? BoobaWooba is at a loss to answer, but he’s too ensconced in this anal video from AssParade to care. Clearly, Ricki White is one of the hottest curvy babes currently making her rounds in the intergalactic porn world. Her big juicy tits and plump big butt make BoobaWooba’s salivary glands overproduce to dangerous flood risk levels. Ricki is a naughty porn babe, so naturally she loves to take huge cocks up her juicy ass, which she does in this scorcher of a scene.

She’s joined by the sexy big tit blond Lichelle Marie, who’s also got a nice big booty worthy of worship and adoration. The two curvy babes get to know each other a little better at the beginning of the video and are soon kissing deeply and licking the other’s hot tits. Lichelle takes down Ricki’s bottoms to show us what a phenomenally big juicy butt she’s got. That ass is destined to take cock, so Lichelle does her best to prepare the succulent rump for what’s in store for it. When they are joined by the dude packing the man meat, they attempt to take as much of his huge cock into their mouths as they can, but it’s a beast of a phallus. Pretty soon, Ricki takes that fat dick up her tight round butt and all hell breaks loose. BoobaWooba blew more cum at this scene than he knew his tiny loins could produce. Not to be missed!

This ass was made to take cock. Ricki’s plump butt swallows this massive cock DEEP!

Ricki White and Lichelle Marie – Free Video Trailer

Latina Ass Babe Isabella Cruz

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:46:24 +0000

BoobaWooba was chomping some chips and salsa recently, which caused memories of his many sex tourist trips to South America on Earth to come flooding back into his exquisite alien mind. When I mentioned to the great smut king that chips and salsa is really a Mexican food and not South American, he promptly had me strung up by my pinky toes and singed the pubic hair off my trembling testicles with a lit doobie. Seeing as I will not be correcting BoobaWooba on any matter of fact ever again, I recommend that we just go with his fantasies from now on to ensure the well being and intactness of my cherished genitals.

After administering my testicular tortures, BoobaWooba proceeded to find himself a sexy latina ass babe on the internet with a delicious pair of ass cheeks that made his mouth water into the next room. Isabella Cruz is a curvy latina cutie with a great ass, and she absolutely loves to bounce it on the laps of horny men. In this video for Ass Parade, Isabella takes a really big cock up her tight latina pussy and ripples that fantastic big ass as she slaps herself down on that formidable phallus. Very hot action featuring a sexy latina butt babe.

Isabella Cruz has a hot latina ass that looks fantastic bouncing on a hard cock!

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Big Booty Threesome

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:50:01 +0000

It’s safe to say that Carmella Bing has been one of BoobaWooba’s favorite big booty babes for quite some time now. Her curvaceous womanly figure has captivated the renowned porn king in a way that I haven’t seen since the great smutmaster purchased his last Orion slave girl for 3,740 quatloos at the Intergalactic Sex Slave Expo, which was held that year on Depravinax 6. That girl had a beautiful set of big plump boobs, and so indeed does Carmella. Those hot tits would ordinarily be more than enough to arouse the microscopic genitals of the galaxy’s most intrepid porn pusher, but Carmella also possesses one of the hottest big booties either BoobaWooba or I have ever seen.

She is joined in this porn video called “Double Ass Action Pack“, which was produced by the pervy crew at AssParade, by the sexy Chayse Evans, who is also packing quite a booty back there herself. The scene begins with these two butt babes taking each other’s clothes off and adoring the voluptuous curves that abound between them. Soon, a big thick dick is introduced and we get an all-out fuckfest that sees more jiggling booties and titties than you can imagine. BoobaWooba claims the best part is when Carmella is getting pounded with cock and her great big ass shakes like an earthquake. Fans of big booty simply must watch this incredibly arousing movie.

Can you imagine what these two incredibly hot big booties look like during the most hardcore fucking possible?

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Latina Butt Babes Take Cock

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:38:36 +0000

BoobaWooba recalls that, several years ago, he was amazed by the stunning beauty of the perfectly round and bubbly latina asses that he witnessed during a sex tourism trip to South America. Disguised as the heavily mustached Doctor Enano Verde, a fictitious oral surgeon from the Falkland Islands, the intergalactically adored and widely recognized porn baron toured the latin continent in search of sexy chicas with big butts who don’t mind fucking short, very foreign, men with tiny wart-covered penises.

None of the girls he found could compare to the two latina butt babes that Assparade rounded up for this sizzling video, though. Ice Lafox and Luscious Lopez should be well familiar to most of you who love big ass latinas. Ice has never looked better, BoobaWooba mentions, with her gorgeous womanly curves and big round booty making him drool even more liberally than normal. Luscious Lopez is a woman whose booty has a reputation bigger than hers, as BoobaWooba insists that It’s one of the most fantastic pieces of work in the whole galaxy. In this porn video, these curvy latinas play with each other’s big butts and later take dick in their tight pussies. If sexy latina butt babes getting fucked doggy style — with all the rippling ass flesh that implies — is something that would turn you on, you must see the full video.

Phoenix Marie’s Big Butt Gets Anal

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:42:15 +0000

It must be a time of great galactic good fortune, BoobaWooba opines, since the last few months have seen the busty big butt super babe Phoenix Marie perform a score of sizzling anal sex scenes that have melted the previously unreachable green cum stains off of the master smut peddler’s cathedral-like bedroom ceiling. Today, we find that Phoenix has done yet another big butt anal video, this time for the site Ass Parade. Do you like the idea of watching this busty booty babe wash herself with lots of bubbly suds, then take a fat cock deep in her delicious looking bubble butt? Well, if you do, watching this video will become a necessity that will trump your other priorities to the back burner. Yes, BoobaWooba knows that your son needs braces and the leak in the bathroom is on the verge of inundating the entire second floor, but are those things really as important as watching this choice piece of big butt beauty get assfucked until her anal ring can take no more? Of course not.

Can her tight anal ring withstand a furious fucking by a cock this large??
Watch The Full Video Now!!

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Caroline Pierce’s Big Ass

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:55:29 +0000

Anybody up for more of that unbelievably hot big ass porn queen, Caroline Pierce? BoobaWooba has received a ton of mail, lately, insisting that Ms. Pierce should be installed as the reigning intergalactic Ass Queen. Sadly, BoobaWooba does not directly possess the power to make this happen himself, although he is considering several alternative methods to accomplish the goal including bribery, blackmail, impersonation, intercessory prayer, and black ass magic. While we’re waiting for Caroline to be recognized as the big butt royalty she is, we can enjoy her latest video for Ass Parade, which is absolutely off the charts hot. This curvy butt babe, who also sports some delectably sweet boobies, knows how to stiffen cocks, and she more than proves it in this scene. Watching her play with that man meat is so pleasing to the eye, but watching that sexy big ass bounce around while she’s riding cock is totally without arousal precedent. This woman will get your balls to produce sperm that will militantly demand that they be shot directly into Caroline’s round ass.

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Big Butt Babes Abbey Brooks & Mariah Milano

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:43:18 +0000

It’s never a small matter when the galaxy’s most esteemed, most sexually desired porn baron needs to seek medical attention as a result of a masturbation session. BoobaWooba, greatly admired smut magnate and intergalactic superstar, has just returned from the orbiting San Areolas Memorial Hospital after seeking treatment there for an impacted testicle, which he suffered during an overheated jerk-off while watching this extremely arousing new big butt porn video over at Assparade. Abbey Brooks and Mariah Milano star in this dangerously erotic masterwork, which features the two big butt babes dressed up as western cowgirls cavorting around a ranch. These chicks have round asses that could freeze a Darkozian Enema Party. BoobaWooba claims that the hottest part of this video is the beginning, where Abbey and Mariah start peeling the pants off each other and examine the other’s big round butt. Abbey has the biggest ass of the two, and it is just stunning to behold. This blond big assed hottie has legs that never stop and is boosted in her Boobametric Hotness rating by her huge pair of floppy big tits. Mariah, too, has a fantastic set of tits to go with her magnificent big butt. When these two babes get a hard cock shoved in their faces, all hell breaks loose as they compete to see who can jam more of the huge cock into their orifices. Having now watched the entire video, I can see what got BoobaWooba’s testes in a bunch. No word yet on whether the fantastically revered porn king with the problemed nut will seek legal action against Ass Parade for releasing such a ball-busting episode, as the BoobaWooba Inc legal department is still carefully reviewing the matter.

Free Videos of Cowgirls Abbey Brooks and Mariah Milano

Jezebelle & Dana – 2 Super Butt Babes

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:40:18 +0000

A couple of days ago while pinching an unusually large fecal log on his gold plated toilet, situated in the middle of his palatial private bathroom at the Booba Mansion, the great but gassy BoobaWooba managed to come across a couple of the most delectable round butts he has seen since he last officiated at the Miss Galactic Asshole “Roundest Rump” competition, a renowned event that usually attracts the galaxy’s brightest and most prominent stars and luminaries. BoobaWooba insists that had these two hot assed morsels of big butt perfection been contestants, they most likely would have walked away with top prize. Jezebelle Bond joins her big butt babe girlfriend Dana Dearmond for a scorching fuck session over at Ass Parade that will melt the dried cum stains off your ceiling for sure. These girls have asses that inspire the heart and stiffen the cock. Jezebelle is a dark, exotic babe with a round rump and perfect big natural tits that you just want to pop in your mouth. Dana, a milk-fed brunette with a huge round butt that BoobWooba believes could possibly serve as emergency shelter for him should some unexpected natural calamity strike the Booba Mansion, is a sex-crazed super slut who needs thick cock up her big ass like fish need water. In this video, the two sexy butt babes show off their bubble butts and natural titties while taking thick cock, with Dana Dearmond even taking it up the ass. I don’t need to tell you, this scene is a keeper, my butt-loving compadres.

Alexis Texas Big Booty Ride

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:57:13 +0000

The woman BoobaWooba features today has exceeded all galactic boundaries of big booty hotness. Alexis Texas has one of the most perfect big round butts in all the cosmos, including the big ass theme-park world of Culona 4. When the great and intergalactically esteemed porn baron, BoobaWooba, was notified that Alexis had done yet another big butt porn video scene for the guys at AssParade, he felt compelled to feature her again in his widely read, not to mention universally adored, porn blog. The curvy voluptuous body that this goddess of big ass porn possesses will simply cause your tongue to fall out of your mouth. A big round ass, wide hips, and legs that will pop boners in your pants so big, you’ll be able to throw out your entire supply of Viagra. But the plump natural tits on Alexis are really something as well. BoobaWooba agrees that, while they’re not as large as he might like, they’re the perfect size to grab on to while plowing the sexy porn hottie from behind.

In this video at AssParade, Alexis Texas shows off that spectacular round booty and teases the camera with her sexy body before getting totally naked and jumping on a hard thick cock that goes straight up her juicy pussy. This piece of ass likes to get fucked hard, and she definitely gets what she wants in this scene. Pop your heart pills, then checkout the amazing video of this big booty porn queen bouncing that perfect ass around like it’s a basketball.

Big Butt Latina Milf Sheila Marie

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:08:24 +0000

Sheila Marie has come to BoobaWooba’s attention due to the greatly esteemed intergalactic porn king’s new, but probably temporary, obsession with big butt latina milfs. This obsession originated when the beloved smut pusher, and adored sex object for trillions of salivating females across the galaxy, witnessed his housekeeper — an attractive thirtysomething human latina female from Earth with nice big boobs and a phat ass — bend over in front of him to scrub some green cum stains out of his bedroom carpet, which were deposited there during one of BoobaWooba’s Antaran Pleasure Cow orgies the night before. BoobaWooba, entranced by the sight of one of the largest, roundest, most delicious looking big butts he had ever observed, lost all control and lunged at the hapless maid’s ass, capturing the sizeable booty in a Boobulan Death Grip. The housekeeper, quite understandably, reacted very poorly to this egregious violation of her booty space and proceeded to run madly through the Booba-Mansion screaming “Ay, el cabronito verde me cojio por el culo!!!” with the mesmerized BoobaWooba firmly attached to her posterior.

Hearing the comotion, I rushed over to find the hysterical housekeeper repeatedly slamming her big ass, and my boss, into the marble statue of Anna Nicole Smith which stands in the foyer of the mansion. Armed with a BoobaWooba Inc Desexualizing Beam Weapon, as I always am for emergencies exactly like these, I fired at and hit the lust crazed ass-attached porn baron directly in the genital region, causing an immediate and precipitous decline in sexual hormone circulation. After he was himself again, BoobaWooba tried to apologize to the unfortunate housekeeper who had suffered this most humiliating indignity at his hands, but she had already long taken off never to return. BoobaWooba claims that this event has caused him to be able to think of nothing besides big latina butts and that he must find a regular supply of big butt latinas to masturbate to or risk another event such as the one described. Luckily, he seems to believe Sheila Marie fits the bill quite nicely and has found an extremely stimulating big butt porn video she did for Assparade, which he claims is quite satisfying.

Delilah Strong’s Bubble Butt Gets Fucked

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:11:05 +0000

Bubble butts are some of the most magnificent forms in all of nature, BoobaWooba strongly believes. There’s nothing quite like a pair of glorious juicy ass cheeks to brighten one’s day, no matter how much paper wealth one might have lost that particular day on the Boobulan Intergalactic Commodities Exchange. BoobaWooba knows this quite well, having just lost millions of quatloos on several Orion sex slave contracts in the turbulent markets that have developed following the massive earthquake that recently occured on Culona 7, the financial center of the Alpha Quadrant. The immense geologic crack the quake caused straight across the center of the planet is still being measured by Culonan scientists. With all of this financial uncertainty wreaking across the galaxy, it’s nice to be able to pull up a chair at one’s computer and whack the pud to the beautiful sight of Delilah Strong’s curvy bubble butt getting anally drilled by a long penis of substantial girth. Delilah’s juicy ass is simply a marvel, and the anal sex action delivered to it is nothing short of ingenious. Her perky hot tits need to be praised as well, I might add. Assparade has outdone itself, this time. If you get a chance, you definitely want to checkout this latina hottie getting that perfect big ass fucked like anal is going out of style (may the great Gods of Boobula never let that occur!).

Eva Angelina and Sunny Lane

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:38:14 +0000

When two or more big butt goddesses are together in one place, BoobaWooba automatically enters an ecstatic trance that doesn’t end until the 3-foot tall alien smut king is hyperventilating and frothing at the mouth. That’s what happened when he caught a glimpse of this porn video at Assparade featuring two of the galaxy’s hottest big butt sluts, Eva Angelina and Sunny Lane. If you know who these two morsels of big booty hotness are, then you will probably agree that they are truly dick-stiffening goddesses whose asses should probably be used as the template for all genetically engineered female butts in the galaxy. Eva happens to not only have one of the hottest asses in all the cosmos, but she also possesses a fantastic set of plump big tits that will bowl you over. These cuties got together with yet another hot butt babe for a little action with the Assparade boys. This porn video has all that a big tit and big butt lover could want – sucking, jiggling, fucking, more jiggling, cumshots, and finally more jiggling. Checkout the free video clips and watch some of the most interesting big booty action to come along since Fartman made his surprise appearance at the MTV Music Awards.

Alexis Texas from Assparade

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:22:26 +0000

Why do all the most amazing bubble butts in the galaxy always show up on Earth, and not on planets far closer and within convenient range to BoobaWooba? That’s what the highly esteemed and universally admired intergalactic porn king is currently wondering, given that Alexis Texas has just popped onto his big ass radar. This woman has an ass that will cause your dick to jump out of your pants and demand a scientific explanation. But whether this amazingly gorgeous bubble butt can be explained by science, or any other discipline for that matter, is a question that is still very much in the air. Right now, all we know is that Alexis Texas has to be considered one of the hottest big butt babes in all the Alpha Quadrant, a girl with first class tits and ass. When you get a glance at this marvel of nature you will see why BoobaWooba has decided to offer Alexis over 10 million quatloos and 500 edible butt-plugs in exchange for her allowing that a cast be made of her delectable big ass so that a statue can be erected in BoobaWooba’s foyer.

Assparade is definitely the site you want to be charged with presenting the beauty of Alexis’s perfect round ass to the general public, and they definitely don’t disappoint with this porn video. The video begins with Alexis walking around in a skimpy bikini and the camera focusing on the majesty that is that bubble butt. She strips off her bottom and shows off that big butt copiously while playing with her perfect tits, then turns her attention to a huge cock that has been lined up for her. The best part of the video is watching that hot ass bounce and jiggle while thick cock is pounded ruthlessly into her wet bald pussy. You can’t miss this one, people of Earth, so don’t even think about turning on Grey’s Anatomy or some other such nonsense.

Assparade – Caroline Pierce

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:41:19 +0000

Caroline Pierce is one of the hottest big butt porn stars on the planet Earth, BoobaWooba insists, so he directed me to feature one of her video episodes from Assparade on the blog. I have to say, I have rarely seen a butt that compares to Caroline’s in it’s delicious roundness and plumpness. This ass might have won the Boobulan Intergalactic Mega-Booty Felching Contest, BoobaWooba assures me, had Caroline seen fit to enter it. It’s probably a good thing that Caroline Pierce is performing in front of the camera for sites like Assparade instead of trying to win alien contests that would pit her marvelous big butt against those of competitors like “Jerita The Interdimensional Ass Whore.” When you get a look at the action in this porn video, you’ll agree. Caroline’s fantastic butt gets worshiped and adored before any fucking begins, which is a trademark of Assparade, thankfully. After plenty of big butt adoration, they put Caroline Pierce to work on the big dick that will soon penetrate her tasty nether regions. BoobaWooba appreciates the way Caroline sucks cock, and I have to agree. Any girl who can get a cock that hard with her mouth knows what she’s doing. Check out the free videos and see what else happens in this interesting episode.

Carmen Kinsley – Big Butt Girl

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Mon, 14 May 2007 22:36:44 +0000

Carmen Kinsley is a chick that needs to be seen to be believed. This nearly perfect big butt girl has got a body that could cause a pileup on the Culona Interstellar Space Lane. She’s a sexy blond girl who happens to have an ass that is the most dangerously attractive round mound of pleasure that BoobaWooba has seen, at least since the beginning of the week. This mega butt babe recently decided to do a scene for the big ass porn site Assparade, and it is on fire. First of all, Carmen gets joined by another hot big butt girl for the scene (dressed as an Earthling mail carrier, no less) and the both of them get fucked nice and hard by a dude with a big dick who’s experienced far too much good fortune up to this point in his life. He could check out tomorrow and his life would be a sterling success, simply because he got to fuck these incredibly hot big butt chicks. The porn video starts out with a super hot ass worshiping session in some bachelor pad. Carmen Kinsley gets stripped down to reveal her perfect body and fantastic round ass. Once she’s all nice and naked, the guy reaches for some oil and greases up her big butt, so as to facilitate more efficient ass worship. That beautiful round butt gets played with, slapped, and jiggled for our erotic entertainment. Once the mail babe arrives, things get pretty fucking interesting, as you’ll find out. This video is very arousing, and very hardcore, so make sure you got your tissues and Viagra bottles in order and ready to go.

Porn Star Pinky – XXX Big Black Ass

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Fri, 11 May 2007 17:36:19 +0000

Look the fuck out, people of Earth – the galaxy famous porn star Pinky has just entered the building. I can’t say that I love her porn stage name, but this woman has an ass that could easily conquer your planet, if it wanted to (thankfully for you, BoobaWooba cannot think of a good reason that Pinky’s ass would desire this). Now, if you love big black ass, then you probably already know about this curvy nubian goddess. One can only imagine how that butt got this way – perfect in it’s bulbous massiveness. BoobaWooba suspects large injections of “Butt Be Big” topical cream, but it is still unclear. However this ultimately happened, it is undeniable that this ass must be worshiped as the erotic savior of all humanoid-kind that it clearly is. BoobaWooba has even scoured the sacred scriptures of Boobianity to see if there are any references to the coming of Pinky’s ass. The only verse of interest he was able to find is in the Book of Boobelation, chapter 13 verse 10: “And behold, there arose from the pit of debauchery a beast of gigantic proportions, and it had two mounds of such great vastness that no man could measure, and the men of the cosmos craved the beast and desired to fornicate with it.” So, obviously, we have an ass on our hands that is truly of biblical significance.

Pinky gets a nice big cock to play with in her scene at Assparade, which is definitely the XXX porn site that can be trusted to fornicate with her great ass at a level that is worthy of it. The guys at Ass Parade are known for spending plenty of time worshiping and adoring the fantastic asses in their videos, and this scene is no exception. We get lots of footage of Pinky’s big black ass before the fucking starts. Check out these free clips so you can worship along with the rest of us.

Alexis Texas at Ass Parade

BoobaWooba's Web Thrall — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:32:02 +0000

Porn King Insists Alexis’s Ass Responsible For Dream Homicide!

BoobaWooba once related a dream to me that he had had where he was laying naked at the center of a very large room that was surrounded by massive marble pillars. He looked up and saw a gorgeous woman enter the enormous room wearing a tiny white gown that barely covered her amazing body. As she approached, the esteemed intergalactic porn baron could see that she was naked underneath the gown and that she had the curves of a goddess. When she neared BoobaWooba, she removed her gown leaving herself totally naked and revealing a phenomenally round ass that was a sight of pure perfection. It was the most splendid big round butt that our porn-slinging superstar had ever laid eyes on – round, firm, and protruding like a bubble of ecstasy. BoobaWooba relates that the dream then concluded with this bubble butt goddess sitting on and asphyxiating the master smut peddler with her massive keister while tiny pink elves danced around the room singing “If Ya Think I’m Sexy.”

BoobaWooba insists that this new girl at AssParade, Alexis Texas, is a virtual carbon copy of the woman in his famous dream. He insists that her ass is every bit as divine as the one that snuffed the life out of his unfortunate dream self. In this scene, Alexis gets doused with oil and is greased up for some naughty sex that caused BoobaWooba a significant amount of carnal satisfaction. Just watching that perfect round ass get oiled up is all you’ll need to blow a few loads into the tissue paper, BoobaWooba assures me.