Codi Lane Goes For The Jugular During Interview With BoobaWooba – Porn Tycoon Barely Survives!
Codi Lane possesses an ass so round, bubbly, and perfect that BoobaWooba could barely contain himself (both emotionally and fluidly) when he heard back that she would agree to do an interview with him. He immediately went about planning a strategy to persuade the cheeky lovely with the big round butt to join his intergalactically notorious harem of busty and bubble butt packing beauties. His first thought was to offer her great sums of money, but then he remembered that his accounts on Earth were all recently frozen by the World Bank due to an investigation BoobaWooba Inc is undergoing into the black market importation of Voraxian “Rip It Deep” serated butt plugs. His second option was to pour on his famous alien charm during his interview with Codi and rely on the fact that he is one of the most desired alien porn magnates among women in all the cosmos.
BoobaWooba: The beautiful and bootyful Codi Lane. What a great pleasure it is to finally meet you, my delicious morsel of a bubble butt hottie.
Codi: Thanks, it’s great to meet you too, Mr. Wooba.
BoobaWooba: Oh, no, please, my friends call me Booba. And my many harem girls call me BoobyWooby, which you’re more than welcome to as well.
Codi: Um, I think I’ll just call you Mr. Wooba.
BoobaWooba: Fine, fine, then. So, dear girl, tell me all about yourself. How did you ever get such a magnificent round ass?
Codi: Um, I don’t know, family genes?
BoobaWooba: Surely there has to be more to it than that. No surgical augmentation? No genetic engineering of any kind?
Codi: Nope, I’m an all natural girl. My boobs are real too.
BoobaWooba: Yes, and those titties are just fantastic looking. Might I have a squeeze, dear girl?
Codi: Yeah, I guess that’d be alright. Are your hands clean?
BoobaWooba: Relatively, yes. Let me see here, oh my! These boobies must be the most perfect big titties on your entire planet. Are you aware of this?
Codi: Yeah, guys seem to like them. Hey! I told you that you could squeeze my tits, not put your hands down the back of my pants!
BoobaWooba: Oh, I’m terribly sorry, dear girl, but your ass is so inviting I just had to get a handful of it as well.
Codi: And what is this purple slime on my tits, Mr. Wooba? I thought you said your hands were clean?
BoobaWooba: Well, I did say they were “relatively clean,” didn’t I, dear one? And they are, in fact, clean relative to most of the time when they’re covered with a combination of saliva, mucous, and pussy juice. Today, they’re covered only with the lube I used to get this Antaran Pleasure Hamster up my ass. Here, let me turn around and show you. If you look closely, I believe you can see the little creature…
Codi: EIAHHHHHHHH!!!! GET THAT CREEPY ASS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE, YOU DISGUSTING SACK OF ALIEN SHIT! I’M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR SICK LITTLE GREEN ASS, YOU PIECE OF COSMIC FUCK WASTE!!!
At this point, the interview abruptly ended and BoobaWooba Inc security had to be called in to remove Codi Lane’s hands from an asphyxiating BoobaWooba’s throat. And, as you might have assumed, BoobaWooba decided not to attempt to recruit Ms.Codi Lane for the Booba Harem.
BoobaWooba points out that this scene he just found over at Assparade is one of the best examples of a big butt threesome he’s aware of. Better, even, than the time he got it on with a Jerokian Ass Beast and it’s twin (these particular ass beasts each sport five large round asses, weighing approximately fifty pounds each — but they generally don’t do anal, a fact that has caused BoobaWooba a great deal of frustration in the past). The scene involves Ice and Flower, two big butt babes with a passion for naughty sex that stimulates BoobaWooba’s privates so effectively, he wonders how they have evaded his sex slave abduction roundups for so long. Both of these curvy hotties get their wonderful big booties adored and worshipped during the course of the scene, and the lovely Flower even gets her gorgeous round butt fucked with a long thick dick. BoobaWooba says that it’s quite a delight to watch a couple of truly hot asses ride cock so well, and that Flower’s ass, in particular, will go down as one of the most perfect butts in the entire cosmos — with the exception of the butt on his own Jennifer Lopez clone, which was genetically engineered to precise specifications, dictated by BoobaWooba, and is beyond comparison.
