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Big butt movie clips and videos from Assparade.

Eva Angelina Sunny Lane

When two or more big butt goddesses are together in one place, BoobaWooba automatically enters an ecstatic trance that doesn’t end until the 3-foot tall alien smut king is hyperventilating and frothing at the mouth. That’s what happened when he caught a glimpse of this porn video at Assparade featuring two of the galaxy’s hottest big butt sluts, Eva Angelina and Sunny Lane. If you know who these two morsels of big booty hotness are, then you will probably agree that they are truly dick-stiffening goddesses whose asses should probably be used as the template for all genetically engineered female butts in the galaxy. Eva happens to not only have one of the hottest asses in all the cosmos, but she also possesses a fantastic set of plump big tits that will bowl you over. These cuties got together with yet another hot butt babe for a little action with the Assparade boys. This porn video has all that a big tit and big butt lover could want – sucking, jiggling, fucking, more jiggling, cumshots, and finally more jiggling. Checkout the free video clips and watch some of the most interesting big booty action to come along since Fartman made his surprise appearance at the MTV Music Awards.

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Alexis Texas Assparade

Why do all the most amazing bubble butts in the galaxy always show up on Earth, and not on planets far closer and within convenient range to BoobaWooba? That’s what the highly esteemed and universally admired intergalactic porn king is currently wondering, given that Alexis Texas has just popped onto his big ass radar. This woman has an ass that will cause your dick to jump out of your pants and demand a scientific explanation. But whether this amazingly gorgeous bubble butt can be explained by science, or any other discipline for that matter, is a question that is still very much in the air. Right now, all we know is that Alexis Texas has to be considered one of the hottest big butt babes in all the Alpha Quadrant, a girl with first class tits and ass. When you get a glance at this marvel of nature you will see why BoobaWooba has decided to offer Alexis over 10 million quatloos and 500 edible butt-plugs in exchange for her allowing that a cast be made of her delectable big ass so that a statue can be erected in BoobaWooba’s foyer.

Assparade is definitely the site you want to be charged with presenting the beauty of Alexis’s perfect round ass to the general public, and they definitely don’t disappoint with this porn video. The video begins with Alexis walking around in a skimpy bikini and the camera focusing on the majesty that is that bubble butt. She strips off her bottom and shows off that big butt copiously while playing with her perfect tits, then turns her attention to a huge cock that has been lined up for her. The best part of the video is watching that hot ass bounce and jiggle while thick cock is pounded ruthlessly into her wet bald pussy. You can’t miss this one, people of Earth, so don’t even think about turning on Grey’s Anatomy or some other such nonsense.

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Assparade – Caroline Pierce

Caroline Pierce is one of the hottest big butt porn stars on the planet Earth, BoobaWooba insists, so he directed me to feature one of her video episodes from Assparade on the blog. I have to say, I have rarely seen a butt that compares to Caroline’s in it’s delicious roundness and plumpness. This ass might have won the Boobulan Intergalactic Mega-Booty Felching Contest, BoobaWooba assures me, had Caroline seen fit to enter it. It’s probably a good thing that Caroline Pierce is performing in front of the camera for sites like Assparade instead of trying to win alien contests that would pit her marvelous big butt against those of competitors like “Jerita The Interdimensional Ass Whore.” When you get a look at the action in this porn video, you’ll agree. Caroline’s fantastic butt gets worshiped and adored before any fucking begins, which is a trademark of Assparade, thankfully. After plenty of big butt adoration, they put Caroline Pierce to work on the big dick that will soon penetrate her tasty nether regions. BoobaWooba appreciates the way Caroline sucks cock, and I have to agree. Any girl who can get a cock that hard with her mouth knows what she’s doing. Check out the free videos and see what else happens in this interesting episode.


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Carmen Kinsley – Big Butt Girl

Carmen Kinsley is a chick that needs to be seen to be believed. This nearly perfect big butt girl has got a body that could cause a pileup on the Culona Interstellar Space Lane. She’s a sexy blond girl who happens to have an ass that is the most dangerously attractive round mound of pleasure that BoobaWooba has seen, at least since the beginning of the week. This mega butt babe recently decided to do a scene for the big ass porn site Assparade, and it is on fire. First of all, Carmen gets joined by another hot big butt girl for the scene (dressed as an Earthling mail carrier, no less) and the both of them get fucked nice and hard by a dude with a big dick who’s experienced far too much good fortune up to this point in his life. He could check out tomorrow and his life would be a sterling success, simply because he got to fuck these incredibly hot big butt chicks. The porn video starts out with a super hot ass worshiping session in some bachelor pad. Carmen Kinsley gets stripped down to reveal her perfect body and fantastic round ass. Once she’s all nice and naked, the guy reaches for some oil and greases up her big butt, so as to facilitate more efficient ass worship. That beautiful round butt gets played with, slapped, and jiggled for our erotic entertainment. Once the mail babe arrives, things get pretty fucking interesting, as you’ll find out. This video is very arousing, and very hardcore, so make sure you got your tissues and Viagra bottles in order and ready to go.


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Porn Star Pinky

Look the fuck out, people of Earth – the galaxy famous porn star Pinky has just entered the building. I can’t say that I love her porn stage name, but this woman has an ass that could easily conquer your planet, if it wanted to (thankfully for you, BoobaWooba cannot think of a good reason that Pinky’s ass would desire this). Now, if you love big black ass, then you probably already know about this curvy nubian goddess. One can only imagine how that butt got this way – perfect in it’s bulbous massiveness. BoobaWooba suspects large injections of “Butt Be Big” topical cream, but it is still unclear. However this ultimately happened, it is undeniable that this ass must be worshiped as the erotic savior of all humanoid-kind that it clearly is. BoobaWooba has even scoured the sacred scriptures of Boobianity to see if there are any references to the coming of Pinky’s ass. The only verse of interest he was able to find is in the Book of Boobelation, chapter 13 verse 10: “And behold, there arose from the pit of debauchery a beast of gigantic proportions, and it had two mounds of such great vastness that no man could measure, and the men of the cosmos craved the beast and desired to fornicate with it.” So, obviously, we have an ass on our hands that is truly of biblical significance.

Pinky gets a nice big cock to play with in her scene at Assparade, which is definitely the XXX porn site that can be trusted to fornicate with her great ass at a level that is worthy of it. The guys at Ass Parade are known for spending plenty of time worshiping and adoring the fantastic asses in their videos, and this scene is no exception. We get lots of footage of Pinky’s big black ass before the fucking starts. Check out these free clips so you can worship along with the rest of us.


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Alexis Texas Ass Parade

Porn King Insists Alexis’s Ass Responsible For Dream Homicide!

Alexis AssparadeBoobaWooba once related a dream to me that he had had where he was laying naked at the center of a very large room that was surrounded by massive marble pillars. He looked up and saw a gorgeous woman enter the enormous room wearing a tiny white gown that barely covered her amazing body. As she approached, the esteemed intergalactic porn baron could see that she was naked underneath the gown and that she had the curves of a goddess. When she neared BoobaWooba, she removed her gown leaving herself totally naked and revealing a phenomenally round ass that was a sight of pure perfection. It was the most splendid big round butt that our porn-slinging superstar had ever laid eyes on – round, firm, and protruding like a bubble of ecstasy. BoobaWooba relates that the dream then concluded with this bubble butt goddess sitting on and asphyxiating the master smut peddler with her massive keister while tiny pink elves danced around the room singing “If Ya Think I’m Sexy.”

BoobaWooba insists that this new girl at AssParade, Alexis Texas, is a virtual carbon copy of the woman in his famous dream. He insists that her ass is every bit as divine as the one that snuffed the life out of his unfortunate dream self. In this scene, Alexis gets doused with oil and is greased up for some naughty sex that caused BoobaWooba a significant amount of carnal satisfaction. Just watching that perfect round ass get oiled up is all you’ll need to blow a few loads into the tissue paper, BoobaWooba assures me.


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Ice and Flower

Big Butt Threesome Impresses BoobaWooba

Ice and Flower - Free Clips!BoobaWooba points out that this scene he just found over at Assparade is one of the best examples of a big butt threesome he’s aware of. Better, even, than the time he got it on with a Jerokian Ass Beast and it’s twin (these particular ass beasts each sport five large round asses, weighing approximately fifty pounds each — but they generally don’t do anal, a fact that has caused BoobaWooba a great deal of frustration in the past). The scene involves Ice and Flower Tucci, two big butt babes with a passion for naughty sex that stimulates BoobaWooba’s privates so effectively, he wonders how they have evaded his sex slave abduction roundups for so long. Both of these curvy hotties get their wonderful big booties adored and worshipped during the course of the scene, and the lovely Flower even gets her gorgeous round butt fucked with a long thick dick. BoobaWooba says that it’s quite a delight to watch a couple of truly hot asses ride cock so well, and that Flower’s ass, in particular, will go down as one of the most perfect butts in the entire cosmos — with the exception of the butt on his own Jennifer Lopez clone, which was genetically engineered to precise specifications, dictated by BoobaWooba, and is beyond comparison.


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Codi Lane Interview

Codi Lane Goes For The Jugular During Interview With BoobaWooba – Porn Tycoon Barely Survives!

Codi Lane at Ass ParadeCodi Lane possesses an ass so round, bubbly, and perfect that BoobaWooba could barely contain himself (both emotionally and fluidly) when he heard back that she would agree to do an interview with him. He immediately went about planning a strategy to persuade the cheeky lovely with the big round butt to join his intergalactically notorious harem of busty and bubble butt packing beauties. His first thought was to offer her great sums of money, but then he remembered that his accounts on Earth were all recently frozen by the World Bank due to an investigation BoobaWooba Inc is undergoing into the black market importation of Voraxian “Rip It Deep” serated butt plugs. His second option was to pour on his famous alien charm during his interview with Codi and rely on the fact that he is one of the most desired alien porn magnates among women in all the cosmos.

BoobaWooba: The beautiful and bootyful Codi Lane. What a great pleasure it is to finally meet you, my delicious morsel of a bubble butt hottie.

Codi: Thanks, it’s great to meet you too, Mr. Wooba.

BoobaWooba: Oh, no, please, my friends call me Booba. And my many harem girls call me BoobyWooby, which you’re more than welcome to as well.

Codi: Um, I think I’ll just call you Mr. Wooba.

BoobaWooba: Fine, fine, then. So, dear girl, tell me all about yourself. How did you ever get such a magnificent round ass?

Codi: Um, I don’t know, family genes?

BoobaWooba: Surely there has to be more to it than that. No surgical augmentation? No genetic engineering of any kind?

Codi: Nope, I’m an all natural girl. My boobs are real too.

BoobaWooba: Yes, and those titties are just fantastic looking. Might I have a squeeze, dear girl?

Codi: Yeah, I guess that’d be alright. Are your hands clean?

BoobaWooba: Relatively, yes. Let me see here, oh my! These boobies must be the most perfect big titties on your entire planet. Are you aware of this?

Codi: Yeah, guys seem to like them. Hey! I told you that you could squeeze my tits, not put your hands down the back of my pants!

BoobaWooba: Oh, I’m terribly sorry, dear girl, but your ass is so inviting I just had to get a handful of it as well.

Codi: And what is this purple slime on my tits, Mr. Wooba? I thought you said your hands were clean?

BoobaWooba: Well, I did say they were “relatively clean,” didn’t I, dear one? And they are, in fact, clean relative to most of the time when they’re covered with a combination of saliva, mucous, and pussy juice. Today, they’re covered only with the lube I used to get this Antaran Pleasure Hamster up my ass. Here, let me turn around and show you. If you look closely, I believe you can see the little creature…

Codi: EIAHHHHHHHH!!!! GET THAT CREEPY ASS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE, YOU DISGUSTING SACK OF ALIEN SHIT! I’M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR SICK LITTLE GREEN ASS, YOU PIECE OF COSMIC FUCK WASTE!!!

At this point, the interview abruptly ended and BoobaWooba Inc security had to be called in to remove Codi Lane’s hands from an asphyxiating BoobaWooba’s throat. And, as you might have assumed, BoobaWooba decided not to attempt to recruit Ms.Codi Lane for the Booba Harem.


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