Monthly Archives: February 2008

Big Tits Babe Alanna Ackerman

Alanna Ackerman's Big TitsOh, boy, have the guys at Big Tits Round Asses done it this time. They scored a scene with the incredibly busty boob queen Alanna Ackerman, a sexy and curvy newbie to the big tit porn universe. She’s a pleasure to the eye, whether you have two or twenty-six of them (Yes, BoobaWooba does own several sex beasts that have twenty-six eyes. Their increased visual acuity makes it that much more difficult for them to climax during sexual congress with him — at least in the missionary position). Alanna was spotted on Miami Beach, sunning her curvy body and making human men drool with lust as they watched her. The Bigtitsroundasses guys approached Alanna and convinced her to reveal her perfect nudiness to their cameras. Lots of teasing on the beach leads to them inviting her to the beach condo where all sorts of naughtiness is known to take place. (BoobaWooba can personally attest to this. He once rented this same condo several years back during a Milky Wayan porn producers conference and remembers quite well one sizzling sex session he enjoyed there with a cuban call girl who had a remarkably huge round ass that had the phrase “Cometelo, Fidel!!” tattooed across the top of it.)

Once they get Alanna nice and naked, we get to see just how spectacular those natural big tits really are. No sign of silicone or any other augmentative substance in those beauties, just the perfect big titties the Gods of Boobianity produced themselves. Alanna also has one hell of an ass, as we learn when those bottoms come off. To make things really, really interesting, Alanna tells us that she loves anal! That’s one craving these guys are more than happy to satisfy. She gets her big round ass fucked into next tuesday and if that isn’t enough to launch your load, then you’ll probably need an appointment with a good urologist. Check this one out, it’s a scorcher.

Alanna Ackerman – Big Tit Sweetie Gets Anal

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Oily Boobs

Primecups EliseThis girl Elise who just popped up on is an absolute intergalactic cutie. This brunette hottie from Eastern Europe has got a pair of perfect natural boobs that are so adorable, BoobaWooba could almost give birth. The guys at Prime Cups got a hold of her and convinced her to do some extremely naughty things for their camera, which she happily did. The video starts out with Elise sexily teasing as she disrobes and reveals her tasty boobies. These tits are all-natural beauties that could have been grown on a Zerubian Breast Beast for the intergalactic physical augmentation market. When this gorgeous busty chick is totally naked, they put her on the couch and set her up with a massive dildo that she proceeds to insert into her tight pussy. From listening to her moans, one can easily conclude that Elise loves to have objects crammed into her tight pussy. One of the best parts of this video, though, has to be when Elise gets oil poured all over her delicious boobs and rubs it all in while uttering dick-stiffening noises that will probably cause you to have to change your shorts. Things get taken up a notch when Elise sticks that massive dildo up her perfect round ass and sees just how deep that thing will go. Trust me, friends, this chick will really make you appreciate the Eastern Europeans, even more than the Yugo did.

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Brandy Dean Massively Big Boobs

Brandy DeanBrandy Dean has got to be one of the sexiest big tit chicks currently in existence in any of the 11 known parallel realities. BoobaWooba has expressed a sincere interest in commissioning a full size sculpture of Brandy’s massive boobs and hanging the statue over his gold-plated toilet. This strikingly large pair of breasts come complete with delightfully huge pepperoni areolas that are punctuated at their centers by hard nipples that beg to be licked and sucked (preferably, BoobaWooba lustfully opines, by a female Xartaxian Anteater in heat). The good and Boobianically holy people at Big Tits Curvy Asses have produced a scorching video starring the very busty redhead that will make your penis jump out of your shorts. This curvy goddess takes a massive cock right between her gorgeous big boobs and gets the titfucking of her life. She proceeds to suck the fuck out of that big dick with a lustful energy that reminds BoobaWooba of the night his harem girls overdosed on “She So Horny” aphrodisiac pills (a product of BoobaWooba Inc’s Erotic Pharmaceuticals division). Whatever you do, don’t miss the part when Brandy is bent over this guy sucking his cock as her perfect big butt protrudes proudly into the air. The video ends with a ridiculously huge load of cum being deposited all over these fantastic breasts, making for a very glazed set of soundly fucked hooters. This woman is a seriously hot piece of ass and those huge tits should be entered in the intergalactic Mammaric Hall of Fame, I’m sure you agree.

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