Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on August 16th, 2008

Here’s a girl that seems to have been laying low for a while. BoobaWooba still remembers Rachel Solari and her big juicy titties from when she first entered the intergalactic big tit porn world a year or so ago (at first, the renowned porn baron believed he remembered Rachel from an interspecies analingus contest he hosted on Sphinctoid 4, but that was somebody else). Rachel Solari is definitely the total package when it comes to tits and ass. Her big titties are nice and natural, and her glorious big butt is extremely inviting. Monster Curves shot this video with her getting her gorgeous boobs oiled up by the pool and being appropriately worshiped as her sexy curvy body entitles her to be. Once the oiling and the worshiping is over, Rachel gets led indoors where this male human with a large phallus proceeds to orally service her, and then put her to work on his cock for some slobbery blowjob action. Pretty soon, Rachel is taking a good fucking in that hot pussy of hers and squeezing those tits like crazy. At this point, it’s time to fuck those tasty titties, so the guy plants his slobbered up cock right between her mams and titfucks her until cum is flying all ove the place. Very hot scene which BoobaWooba would rate 4 out of 5 green micro-boners.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on August 14th, 2008

It has come to BoobaWooba’s attention that urban humans frequently decide to sunbathe on rooftops, so as to achieve maximum sun exposure while also minimizing the attraction of gawkers. Well, apparently, the very busty porn queen Carmella Bing decided to do much the same thing, except she attracted a big cock that was unceremoniously stuffed into her mouth, and later into her tight pussy. The people at Big Tits Round Asses videotaped all of this debauchery, mind you, so you won’t miss any of the tit busting action. BoobaWooba admits that it is quite a sight watching Carmella, who is one of the curviest and bustiest big tit queens in all of intergalactic porndom, get her curvy voluptuous body fucked vigorously on a rooftop. Her big round ass is also a fine feature of this buxom woman, and we get to see that perfect pair of buns jiggle and bounce while she rides cock. Very hot video for those interested in rooftop sex.
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Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on August 13th, 2008

For centuries, the countless masses of big ass lusters across the galaxy have been collectively awaiting the coming of the great Ass Goddess, an apocalyptic figure in the Boobianic Scriptures (specifically, the Book of WoobaGyrations chapters 3, 4, and 6). Now, many Boobianic theologians are speculating that the Ass Goddess may have arisen in the form of Velicity Von, whose cheeks are so perfect, many believe them to be divine. BoobaWooba, who holds an honorary doctorate in Boobianic Divinity from the highly respected Culona University, is urging caution, though he does consider Velicity’s ass cheeks to be of superior quality. She doesn’t have to be a Goddess in order to worship that fantastic big butt, BoobaWooba reminds us. Her great curvy figure is perfect for any booty lover, but her juicy big tits also provide ample erotic value as well. In this hardcore video she did for Extreme Asses, Velicity Von sucks a massive cock and takes it deep in her tight pussy. We all get to watch that big oiled ass get adored and worshiped before it starts bouncing on this guy’s lap. Goddess or not, Velicity’s great ass will definitely make you bow in worship.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on August 12th, 2008

BoobaWooba advises all of his loyal followers to make sure that if they ever meet a sexy big tit babe of the caliber embodied by Carmen Hayes, they should put a ring on her finger immediately. No, not an engagement ring — a nervous system interfaced sexual enslavement ring, currently on sale for the low price of 29 quatloos from BoobaWooba’s Sexual Servant Equipment division. It would not be an understatement to say that Carmen has truly impressed the greatly admired intergalactic porn king with her voluptuous beauty and her great big tits that are truly earth-shaking in their loin arousing power. Carmen also has a fantastic round booty that just begs to be oiled up and adored in proper Boobianic fashion. In this video for Big Tits Curvy Asses, Carmen sucks on a thick cock and takes it up her delicious wet snatch while her perfect tits sway and bounce their way into our hearts. The video finishes with Carmen taking a nice wad of cum right in the mouth and letting it drip out all over her big black boobies. This is one of Carmen’s better cum-drenched scenes, so none of you who claim to be disciples of the only widely-adored intergalactic smut baron with a blog should dare miss this.
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Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on August 11th, 2008

BoobaWooba has long been of the opinion that hot boobs of all stripes are inevitably destined to be oiled up. Whether they belong to Pamela Anderson, or to a Hortaxian Mammary Beast, it is simply unavoidable that big juicy boobs will take a splash of baby oil and get rubbed up to glistening perfection. This video from Extremenaturals features two such sets of hot boobs belonging to Alexis Silver, that exotic British babe with the ungodly hot set of massive titties, and Honey, an asian looking girl with a similarly arousing pair of squeezable gazumbas. The scene starts off with lots of bouncing and jumping jacks and basically any other activity that leverages Earth’s gravity to cause breast gyrations conducive to the stimulation of male loins. After lots of oil has been applied to both ladies’ sets of tits, the girls begin to rub up each other in very friendly ways. They both partake in the delight of sucking awesome oiled boobage, then get ready to take some action from hard cock. When the human male enters the picture, his dick is engorged and ready to fuck boobies. The girls go straight for that cock and orally service it until there’s more drool being produced than at one of BoobaWooba’s notorious interspecies analingus parties. Soon, Alexis Silver positions her curvy self on that cock and receives the hardest fucking of her life. Honey, too, gets a royal fucking that must be witnessed by all boob lovers, since those tits were flying all over the place and looking like they might achieve low earth orbit. Finally, the busty maidens get a copious load of human male ejaculate all over their great titties, finishing a scene that put BoobaWooba’s tiny alien testicles on ice for a full week on doctor’s orders.
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Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on July 18th, 2008

It must be a time of great galactic good fortune, BoobaWooba opines, since the last few months have seen the busty big butt super babe Phoenix Marie perform a score of sizzling anal sex scenes that have melted the previously unreachable green cum stains off of the master smut peddler’s cathedral-like bedroom ceiling. Today, we find that Phoenix has done yet another big butt anal video, this time for the site Ass Parade. Do you like the idea of watching this busty booty babe wash herself with lots of bubbly suds, then take a fat cock deep in her delicious looking bubble butt? Well, if you do, watching this video will become a necessity that will trump your other priorities to the back burner. Yes, BoobaWooba knows that your son needs braces and the leak in the bathroom is on the verge of inundating the entire second floor, but are those things really as important as watching this choice piece of big butt beauty get assfucked until her anal ring can take no more? Of course not.
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Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on July 14th, 2008

We happily return to featuring one of the hottest, curviest big butt and boob queens in all porndom. Abbey Brooks has just recently done a video for MonsterCurves which has left the highly dignified BoobaWooba a spent, incontinent, salivating mess. I found him unconscious, slumped on the floor in front of his computer screen, covered in his own saliva, semen, and feces. He had just finished watching Abbey’s video and apparently lost all control over his sexual organs, bowels, and oral glands. It is undeniable that Abbey Brooks has something special that makes her fantastic set of big tits and ass stand head and cheeks above the competition. She’s a beautiful busty blond who loves to take cock in her tight puss, and who’s gorgeous curvy body jiggles perfectly while she’s doing so. This scene will make you a fan.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on July 13th, 2008

The curvy beauty of this new entrant into the debauched intergalactic big tit porn world is something special. Stacey Adams is a busty black babe who’s got tits so big and juicy, they might make you humans revert to your infantile stage. BoobaWooba agrees that this sexy big tit nubian beauty would qualify as one of the hotter black women we’ve profiled on this site, and he’s even considering asking Stacy to join his stable of Booba Babes (of course, she’ll have to agree to the standard contract stipulations requiring her to orally service BoobaWooba’s inflamed hemorrhoidal tissues, pop his back acne, and occasionally wipe his ass during times of extreme drunkeness). In this video, Stacy shows us just how hot her big plump tits look while she’s servicing a big cock with her hungry mouth. She sucks this guy down, then takes his thick cock in her tight black pussy. Her big round butt jiggles nicely as he soundly fucks her to orgasm, then spews his gallons of human semen into her mouth and on her great tits. Very nice busty black babe action.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on July 10th, 2008

Time for some ridiculously huge boobage, people of Earth. From time to time, BoobaWooba is overcome by a lust for seriously large tits and ass, a fact that has gotten the intergalactically respected porn king into more than his share of trouble (the Volkswagen tit enlargement incident immediately comes to mind). This time, though, I cannot see a way that my revered smut pushing master would encounter any danger, since Samantha G has already declined his offer to have her flown to the Booba-Mansion so that BoobaWooba can nest in her cleavage for two weeks. Samantha, by the way, is the terribly busty and voluptuous female you see before you who has recently shot this extremely arousing video for Big Tits Round Asses. Her body is a curve-lover’s dream come true, with a massive set of huge natural boobs and an ass that is sure to attract a moon in the near future. In this scene, we see her get a total full-body sex workout as she’s fucked with a massive dick and gets cum creamed all over her busty boobage. This woman is what the doctor ordered if you’re just not getting enough monster tits and ass in your diet.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on July 10th, 2008

The great and virile smut king, BoobaWooba, known across the galaxy for his intrepid and envelope pushing erotica, has confessed to me that he simply cannot get enough of Gianna Michaels. She’s been featured here before and with every new video she stars in, BoobaWooba’s tiny phallus throbs all the more for her busty deliciousness. This buxom beauty has a body that causes tongues to hit the floor across the cosmos, with a set of perfect large boobs that are big, juicy, and all-natural. Equally stunning and dick-stiffening is Gianna’s big round bubble butt, which is as vast as the strip mines on Culona 3. This new video at Big Tits Round Asses stars the sexy big tit goddess in one of her best performances yet. She gets picked up in a cab off the street by the depraved proprietors of the website, and she quickly gets sucked into an interview that tunes us into the fact that she is a very naughty girl! After the gab-fest, they arrive at a condo where the busty boob queen will be stuffed full of thick cock. They get her naked and wet, then the cock appears and we’re in business! This lucky human fucks the crap out of her sexy curvy body and makes those large boobs jiggle out of all control. BoobaWooba insists that this video will definitely make you blow a few loads of juice, so standard keyboard protection protocols apply.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on June 16th, 2008

Claudia Marie is a very voluptuous and busty milf who’s got herself a pair of stunningly large tits that have impressed the great and virile BoobaWooba on a very fundamental level. Just this morning, I saw the highly esteemed porn king on his hands and knees, in front of his personal Boobianic shrine, licking the grand holy nipple in thanks for the bounty that Claudia Marie has brought to the big tit porn world. Claudia is a woman who loves sex and you can definitely see this when you watch this video she did for Big Tits Curvy Asses. She takes a horny cock in her sweet mouth, between her massive tits, and up her tight milf pussy before she’s done. One of the best parts of the whole video is towards the end when she receives a huge load of cum in her mouth, which she lets drip all over her great tits. Definitely not one to be missed.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on June 16th, 2008

BoobaWooba strongly believes that the beach is one of the best places to pickup women on the planet Earth (probably not the best place on planets like Crabbulax 8, where the beaches are infested with microscopic crab-like creatures that are known to crawl up into your testicles through your urethra and plant eggs that inflame the gonads to the size of grapefruits — a condition that is generally not conducive to attracting females ). It is well known that some of the hottest Earth women frequent the beaches in search of manly men with large penises that can satisfy their deepest carnal desires. That is what the guys at Big Tits Round Asses found out when they showed up at the beach and found the super curvy Alexis Silver strolling around. This tanned, exotic looking British import has a huge set of big boobs that would impress the Grand Boobianic Poobah himself. Her curvy big butt is also a thing of beauty, but it looks best while Alexis is bouncing on a hard cock. That’s what soon happens when they get this busty hottie back to their place. Alexis Silver is known for her great oral sex talents, and we certainly see why when she gets a fat cock in her mouth. Soon, that thing gets planted right up her tight twat and she gets the fucking of her life. I dare you to watch those fantastic big boobs fly around the room while she’s getting porked and not get a titanium erection. Very hot scene!
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on June 16th, 2008

BoobaWooba has spotted an amazing ebony beauty who possesses a pair of big black tits that would drive the most devoted celibate monk into a raving frenzy of debauched abandon. Carmen Hayes is blessed not only with gargantuan tits, but also a fantastically curvy and big ass booty that is so large, it makes BoobaWooba desperately wish that he had a penis long enough to penetrate it. In this extremely hot video she recently did for Big Naturals, Carmen Hayes puts those massive big titties to the test as they endure a fierce titfucking that is a pure feast for lust-filled eyes. Carmen also knows how to suck cock like a pro, as she takes as much of that fat dick into her hungry mouth as she can, slobbering it up nice and wet. Then, she takes that meat pole right into her tight black pussy and receives a powerfuck that leaves her in a state of almost perpetual orgasm. One of the best sights to see in this video, though, is Carmen’s hot and juicy booty bouncing all over the place as she gets the crap fucked out of her. Those fat big tits also seem to want to fly right off her chest during the carnal back and forth. This video will definitely make you appreciate the dick-stiffening hotness of a curvy black beauty with a lust for sex.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on May 15th, 2008
This woman possesses one of the finest natural racks in all the Alpha Quadrant, BoobaWooba opines. Brandy Taylor should be familiar to most of you, since she and her exquisite huge boobs have been causing erections in men and pleasure donkeys for a couple years now, as she has made her rounds in the intergalactic big boob porn industry. Some of her best work has been filmed by Big Tits Round Asses, as this latest video proves. Brandy starts off playing some pool as she warms her tight pussy up for the action that is to come (this part brought back some horrible memories for BoobaWooba from the time when a pool cue broke off in his own tiny green ass during a session with a Zercorian dominatrix that got a little out-of-control). Brandy is soon joined by a gentleman with a large erection who’s obviously enamored with her gorgeous huge boobs. He plays with those beautiful natural boobies as his dick only gets harder for her. Brandy soon begins work on the cock, taking as much of that thing in her hungry mouth as she can. When she takes it in her tight pussy, we see just how hot for a fucking this curvy goddess really is. Judging from the massive cum eruption, Brandy Taylor is one hot ride.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on May 12th, 2008
BoobaWooba has just blasted into my quarters raving about a recently posted video he has just seen over at MonsterCurves. Apparently, the very sexy and curvy Phoenix Marie, whose delicious big tits and full round butt have been making my diminutive master’s salivary glands overproduce for the last few months, has done anal for the first time and the scene is absolutely white hot. The video starts with Phoenix arriving at an upscale earth domicile where all of the debauched anal penetration will take place. The cameraman gets her to lift her tight dress and show off that amazing big booty while she walks slowly to an ornate bathtub that reminds BoobaWooba of the one he had to use during his leaner days when he was just starting out in the intergalactic porn business. Phoenix gets naked and slips her curvy self into a nice sudsy bubble bath and washes her perfect big tits and big butt. When the dude finally shows up, he’s as hard as can be and Phoenix pops to attention and slips his hard cock into her hungry mouth. Lots of sloppy oral, then she gets her tight pussy nailed right there in the tub. Her gorgeous tits flop around while he’s nailing her and that big round ass jiggles and ripples like nuts. Finally, we get to the anal and it is electric! Phoenix takes that cock all the way up her ass and those fantastic ass cheeks just bounce and jiggle like they’ve never been happier. Totally hot video of this curvy goddess getting her tight pooper poked good.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on May 8th, 2008
While the great and virile BoobaWooba is known to favor young, nubile busty hotties for the solemn privilege of orally servicing his purple hemorrhoid infested anus, he often deviates from this norm and seeks out curvy older babes who’ve been around the block a few times to employ at his intergalactically infamous bunghole. Kelly Corleone is one such busty milf that BoobaWooba remarks could easily send his pulsating anal ring into orgasmic convulsions that would rock the entire Booba-Mansion. Her great big natural boobs are just simply perfection itself. Her big round ass and sexy curves would stiffen the penises of even the most sex-negative GalactiPuritan preachers, including the esteemed Reverend Jerrinus Falweliax himself. In this video at Bigtitscurvyasses, Kelly Corleone takes on the fat cock of a human male who desperately wants to fuck the ever loving milfy goods out of her. Kelly sucks his thick dick very nicely, then mounts him and rides his cock while her big round ass shakes and jiggles wildly. He pays a lot of attention to those hot big natural boobs, squeezing those tasty big tits while he pumps her bald pussy full of meat. Finally, he cums all over her face, and the scuzz drips all over her fantastic rack. Very hot milf.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on May 7th, 2008
BoobaWooba recently traveled to the American heartland on Earth in search of milk-fed curvy hotties that exude midwestern realness and innocence. After he was released from a Michigan jail for solicitation of paid sexual acts from several cheerleader girls at a local mall food court, the great intergalactic porn monger set his sights more realistically and combed the big tit porn world looking for a fresh faced cutie with all the qualities he desired — big natural tits, a curvy big ass, and a set of curves that would melt the tongue off a celibate Jarkanian eunuch. He found such a girl in Kali from Extremenaturals, a total cutie-pie with a set of real huge tits that pushed BoobaWooba back on his bony green heels. This girl is a total breath of fresh air, with her all natural features complimented by her innocent and enthusiastic attitude. In this video, Kali gets presented with a massive cock that barely fits in her little mouth. That big dick then proceeds to enter her tight pussy and fuck the crap out of the young busty beauty. This video is just right if you’re looking for a break from the tattooed car wrecks that sadly so often show up in porn these days.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on May 6th, 2008
Few women arouse the microscopic loins of the galaxy’s most revered porn baron as does Alanna Ackerman. Her big round butt and perfect natural boobs are simply some of the best boobage to be found in the Milky Way. Whitney Stevens is another girl who’s formidable bust tugs at BoobaWooba’s prickly green nutsack, so it was a foregone conclusion that we would be doing a post featuring the latest Bigtitsroundasses video starring both of these super hot big boob babes getting down and dirty with two exceptionally well-endowed guys who are apparently hornier than a priapism-plagued Saurion Fuck-Dino. This foursome sex fest is loaded with plenty of great shots of both Alanna and Whitney taking massive cock up their tight twats. BoobaWooba mentions that the part where Alanna and Whitney are riding cock on the couch is probably the best, since it provided the maximum amount of jiggling boobage. These girls both have a couple of nice round butts to compliment their great boobs as well, and those plump cabooses go wild as well during the height of the action. This video will most certainly pull some serious quantities of jolly juice out of your groin, so don’t forget the wet-naps.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on May 5th, 2008
This one is the total package, people of Earth. Phoenix Marie has previously been featured in the pages of this blog, and she is now back due to her magnificent big tits and profoundly hot big booty — physical features which have stimulated the great and sexually potent BoobaWooba to ridiculously high levels of Boobulan arousal. Phoenix is the perfect curve queen, with nice big titties that are plump and juicy, much like the treacherous Gazongalia fruit from the deepest reaches of Boobula’s tropical rain forests. But, unlike Gazongalia fruit, Phoenix’s boobs will not consume you whole, digest your flesh, then spit out your acidified remains onto the jungle surface. In this hot video for Monstercurves, this sexy buxom babe goes on a hiking trip that turns into a debauched carnal fuckfest. She gets stripped out of her tight shorts and skimpy top and gets boned by a gentleman with a large penis. Judging by her reactions, the deep pussy penetration she receives is very satisfying, but more satisfying is the sight of watching that fat ass and those big tits jiggle while she’s being plowed relentlessly. Much to stroke to here.
Posted by BoobaWooba's Web Thrall on May 3rd, 2008
BoobaWooba is currently on his boob-shaped blackberry speaking with his psychiatrist about an urgent mental health issue that has just arisen. It seems that the fantastically admired, impeccably dressed (when he is clothed, at least), and perpetually horny porn king has gone all this time without taking notice of the very busty beauty Anna Nikova, who has just done a sizzling video for Extreme Naturals where she gets her gorgeous round ass fucked deep and her great tits sprayed with a copious amount of human male ejaculate. This video is really one of the best these people have ever produced, rivaling the best big tit porn videos put out by BoobaWooba Inc’s Erotic Entertainment Division itself, BoobaWooba concedes. Anna sucks this big cock so lustily, she must have gone seven decades without sex before she did this scene. When the fucking begins, Anna takes that fat cock up her tight bald pussy and loves every last minute of it. But the best of the best begins when this unfathomably lucky chap gets to stick his large phallus into the pristine round ass of this gorgeous busty creature. This is one video that will most certainly cause you to have to pop some blood pressure meds, as it has caused BoobaWooba to pop three different meds for his newly diagnosed Boobulan Attention Deficit Disorder.