BoobaWooba is a 3-foot-tall alien porn king from the planet Boobula, an obscure greenish world near the edge of the Horsehead Nebula. He is Chairman and CEO of BoobaWooba Inc., a vast porn conglomerate with operations in 3 galaxies and lawsuits pending in 6 (don’t ask). While originally from planet Boobula, he now makes his home on Nipplona IV where he lives in the palatial Booba Mansion along with his army of devoted servants and sex slaves. BoobaWooba, the greatest and most attractive porn king the galaxy has ever seen, is obsessed with the female form and is constantly on the lookout for wank-worthy internet porn sites that deliver serious bang for the cosmic buck. For this reason, he has directed me, his trusty right-hand web thrall, to review the vast numbers of internet smut sites that populate the online districts of debauchery so that he may identify the best values and hottest dick treats for his throngs of loyal fans.