BoobaWooba’s New Feature

BoobaWooba informs me that he will now be starting a new feature on this blog which will involve his interviewing the newest big titted and hot assed babes in the internet porn world. Using his advanced universal translator, developed at the super secret BoobaWooba Special Projects Division on Gazonga Prime, the greatly esteemed and widely beloved intergalactic porn peddler will probe deeply into the intimate lives of these busty cuties in the hopes that they will reveal naughty secrets about themselves that will serve to stiffen the penises of his many loyal readers across the cosmos.

Secondarily, BoobaWooba hopes that this new endeavor will afford him the opportunity to recruit some of these sexy tit queens into his personal harem, which has been plagued recently by mass defections which began occurring shortly after BoobaWooba developed a taste for Zerkorian Lima Beans, which are notorious for causing flatulence so foul and toxic, they have been banned across the cosmos and can only be purchased on the intergalactic black market. Given that BoobaWooba greatly enjoys receiving analingus, many of his harem girls simply could not cope with this new burden and have fled into the shadows of intergalactic society never to return. With any luck, though, BoobaWooba will have his harem back up to full strength in no time. After all, how could any hot chick refuse this dashing 3-foot-1 smut peddling alien superstar?