Alexis Texas Assparade

Why do all the most amazing bubble butts in the galaxy always show up on Earth, and not on planets far closer and within convenient range to BoobaWooba? That’s what the highly esteemed and universally admired intergalactic porn king is currently wondering, given that Alexis Texas has just popped onto his big ass radar. This woman has an ass that will cause your dick to jump out of your pants and demand a scientific explanation. But whether this amazingly gorgeous bubble butt can be explained by science, or any other discipline for that matter, is a question that is still very much in the air. Right now, all we know is that Alexis Texas has to be considered one of the hottest big butt babes in all the Alpha Quadrant, a girl with first class tits and ass. When you get a glance at this marvel of nature you will see why BoobaWooba has decided to offer Alexis over 10 million quatloos and 500 edible butt-plugs in exchange for her allowing that a cast be made of her delectable big ass so that a statue can be erected in BoobaWooba’s foyer.

Assparade is definitely the site you want to be charged with presenting the beauty of Alexis’s perfect round ass to the general public, and they definitely don’t disappoint with this porn video. The video begins with Alexis walking around in a skimpy bikini and the camera focusing on the majesty that is that bubble butt. She strips off her bottom and shows off that big butt copiously while playing with her perfect tits, then turns her attention to a huge cock that has been lined up for her. The best part of the video is watching that hot ass bounce and jiggle while thick cock is pounded ruthlessly into her wet bald pussy. You can’t miss this one, people of Earth, so don’t even think about turning on Grey’s Anatomy or some other such nonsense.