Have you ever called an escort service for a hot “date” only to find that your partner for the evening will be a less than attractive rolly polly with a thousand tattoos, droopy tits, and a really bad yeast infection? Every man this side of the Xerexi Expanse has his escort service horror story (BoobaWooba’s involves a 5-legged Jerruppi Pleasure Cow who wouldn’t do anal. This was a particularly vile outrage since these pleasure cows are genetically engineered to have 7 anuses. You can imagine the disappointment.). Well, Evie is the exact opposite of the escort from hell that you’re probably imagining right now. This hot little latina mamacita is the most perfect date-for-hire you’ve ever seen, complete with a shaved pussy, a nice round ass, and a set of big natural tits that will blow you away. Evie was ordered up by this dude who got lonely sitting around in his hotel room (or, at least, that’s the setup at Bigtitsroundasses). Evie shows up and the dude is pleasantly surprised that she’s so damn hot. She does a little show for him, stripping off her clothes to reveal those fantastic big natural tits and round ass. Evie then gets oiled up and we get to see those marvelous titties shining and glistening and screaming for a big dick in between them.
After the show, Evie gets down to business and sucks some cock before riding it with her tasty looking shaved pussy. This scene will definitely change your opinion of the escort industry, at least the one on Earth. BoobaWooba wouldn’t ever fuck with the escorts on Zercoria Prime, for instance, no matter how much they’ve tried to recuperate their reputation.





