Dr. Formio Destratenzi writes:
“Mr. Wooba, I am writing to inform you that the breast enlargement surgery you ordered for your Joreelian Sex Beast has gone horribly awry. I attempted to enlarge the creature’s 10 breasts to the size you requested, however 4 of the 10 breasts ruptured during surgery and we were forced to do a complete reconstruction of the affected breasts. Sadly, we were not able to produce the breast size you had in mind, which frankly is far too large to be reasonable. I don’t see why anyone would even want breasts the size of escape pods to begin with. I mean, have you even thought this through?”
