Dear Mr. Booba Wooba, This letter is to inform you that one of the six Anataran Pleasure Cows we sold you last month is a carrier of Zarphlaxian Herpes Complex, mutation X3410R. We are very sorry for this error and we will happily refund your purchase price for the cow at your request. Please be […]
Category: BoobaWooba’s Mail
The Tits & Ass porn peddling alien superstar gets mail.
Your Swimming Pool
Hello, Mr. Wooba. This is Fereezi Malegaigox, the contractor you hired to construct the 100-foot swimming pool in the shape of a massive set of big boobs in your backyard. I have a couple of questions that I need to get answered by you before we break ground on the project at your mansion. First […]
CosmiBanc Latinum Visa
Dear Mr. Wooba, We have placed a temporary hold on your CosmiBanc Latinum Visa account due to some irregular charges that we recently discovered. Specifically, on 4/28, there was a purchase of a “Fusion Powered Anal Cleansing System” that was charged to your account by subaccount holder “Misty MegaTits”. On that same day, there was […]
Your Next Big Star
Goralia Gazongoza writes: “Hello Mr. BoobaWooba. My name is Goralia Gazongoza, a soon to be porn megastar of galactic renown, and I’d like to apply to be one of BoobaWooba Inc’s contract girls. My boobs are massive and my asses are round, firm, and open for business. I am available for scenes involving gagging oral, […]
Breast Enlargement Failed
Dr. Formio Destratenzi writes: “Mr. Wooba, I am writing to inform you that the breast enlargement surgery you ordered for your Joreelian Sex Beast has gone horribly awry. I attempted to enlarge the creature’s 10 breasts to the size you requested, however 4 of the 10 breasts ruptured during surgery and we were forced to […]
We Have a Problem
Geraxo R. Chorkorizio writes: “Dear Mr. BoobaWooba, I feel I have to write in and advise you of a very disturbing problem I have encountered in your newest interspecies anal video “Hortaxia Craves It In The Asses, Volume 32“. Now, I’m sure you’re aware of the great importance of maintaining the highest integrity in the […]
I Have Your Women
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