Claire Dames Interview

 

Claire Refuses To Do Porn Scene With BoobaWooba – Obviously That Time Of The Month

Claire DamesToday, BoobaWooba interviews Claire Dames, who is being featured on Big Tits Round Asses. She stopped by BoobaWooba Inc’s American office to chat with our smut pushing hero about life in the porn biz. This woman is pure perfection, in BoobaWooba’s professional opinion. Her tits are massive, she’s got a bald pussy, and her ass needs to be fucked to be believed.

BoobaWooba: Hello, my dear. How are you today?

Claire: I’m good. Um, please don’t touch me, ok?

BoobaWooba: What do you mean?

Claire: I mean please keep your fingers — those are fingers, right? Please keep your fingers off my leg. Mr. Wooba, I agreed to this interview only because my agency said it would be good publicity. I’m not into you or anything.

BoobaWooba: I understand, I understand. Women often don’t realize the powerful attraction they have for me at first. It will take some time for you as well, I expect.

Claire: Um, okay, sure.

BoobaWooba: Now, tell me dear thing, what do you like most about doing porn?

Claire: Well, I don’t know, I guess I like to have sex a lot and doing this for a living allows me to fuck a lot of hot guys without having to date or go to bars or anything.

BoobaWooba: Would you ever consider doing a scene with a partner who is not of your race?

Claire: You mean, like a black guy?

BoobaWooba: No, I was thinking more along the lines of someone from another planet?

Claire: Well, let me put it this way. I would never do a scene with an alien who was three feet tall, green, and who resembled a mutant frog with a diseased complexion. Also, severe body odor would be a sure deal killer as well.

BoobaWooba: Let’s move on. What do you like most about your huge tits?

Claire: Well, they’re really sensitive. I like to pinch my nipples when I’m about to come and it really boosts the orgasm. Guys really seem to like my tits and they usually cum all over them after they fuck me. I like to rub the cum all over my boobs until they’re all shiny.