BoobaWooba once mentioned to me that very few things in the cosmos arouse him more than a set of huge boobs that have been oiled up to shiny perfection. That’s why I pointed out Simone from Extreme Naturals to him the other day. This woman has a couple of monumental big boobs and a round big butt that will blow your mind. BoobaWooba commented that he had run several calculations and could still not figure out how exactly those massive tits are able to hang from Simone’s chest without severely injuring her spine. He thought, perhaps, that they are artificial and are much less massive than they appear, however, upon further analysis, he concluded that they are natural as can be. While it may be a mystery how those huge boobs are able to stay affixed to Simone’s chest, it is certainly no mystery why this unbelievably hot big boob queen has developed the fan following she has. You could literally lose yourself in that wonderfully massive busom of boobiness. In fact, BoobaWooba is reminded of the time when exactly that unfortunate event happened to him during a groupsex session with three Tripple Titted Zercorian War Whores. He had just leaned over to pinch one of the lady’s nipples when he was smacked in the back of the head by a rogue EEE breast that rendered him temporarily unconscious. When he came to, there was nothing but tit flesh all around him. It took him more than 20 minutes to navigate the nine huge boobs that flanked him on all sides and finally get a breath of air. BoobaWooba claims that had the boobs been oiled, he would have been a sure goner since he doesn’t see how he would’ve been able to gain any traction whatsoever. In any event, Simone’s oiled boobs pose no threat to you, so go ahead and check out her super hot video.
