Big Natural Tits

Have you ever called an escort service for a hot “date” only to find that your partner for the evening will be a less than attractive rolly polly with a thousand tattoos, droopy tits, and a really bad yeast infection? Every man this side of the Xerexi Expanse has his escort service horror story (BoobaWooba’s […]

Carmen Kinsley – Big Butt Girl

Carmen Kinsley is a chick that needs to be seen to be believed. This nearly perfect big butt girl has got a body that could cause a pileup on the Culona Interstellar Space Lane. She’s a sexy blond girl who happens to have an ass that is the most dangerously attractive round mound of pleasure […]

Tyra Moore – Big Tit Porn

Tyra Moore has got perfect big boobs that make BoobaWooba’s loins tingle – at least, he thinks they do. I tried to explain to him that it’s probably the venereal disease he picked up from that obese Zorbian Sex Monkey last month, but he’s convinced it’s Tyra’s nice big boobies that are doing the tingling. […]

Porn Star Pinky

Look the fuck out, people of Earth – the galaxy famous porn star Pinky has just entered the building. I can’t say that I love her porn stage name, but this woman has an ass that could easily conquer your planet, if it wanted to (thankfully for you, BoobaWooba cannot think of a good reason […]

Amy Reid – Big Tit Videos

Amy Reid has made quite a splash in the world of intergalactic big tit porn videos. Ever since this busty petite hottie first arrived on the scene, men all over the freaking cosmos have been walking around with their tongues hanging out of their mouths in total lust for this cutie (and if you happen […]

CosmiBanc Latinum Visa

Dear Mr. Wooba, We have placed a temporary hold on your CosmiBanc Latinum Visa account due to some irregular charges that we recently discovered. Specifically, on 4/28, there was a purchase of a “Fusion Powered Anal Cleansing System” that was charged to your account by subaccount holder “Misty MegaTits”. On that same day, there was […]

Angelina Lee – Big Ass Booty

Angelina Lee is the perfect big ass booty girl. She’s a curvy dark hottie with something in her eye that just screams “fuck me.” BoobaWooba believes it might be a case of Zantropian Ocular Fever, but it’s probably just nymphomania. Angelina’s ass must rank right up there with the most fantastic, lust inducing big booties […]

Big Tit Hotties

BoobaWooba decided to log into his lifetime account at Big Tits Round Asses and found this scene featuring a couple of very hot brunettes who each possess fantastic sets of huge boobies, not to mention a couple of very tasty round asses. These busty girls begin the scene by going to town on each other, […]

Brook Scott Huge Ass

Unspeakably perfect in it’s shape, delightfully jiggly, and superb in every other measure of female ass. Brook Scott possesses one extremely juicy, round ass that cries for some penile attention. BoobaWooba says her ass reminds him of the Cheraxian Death Gorge on Culona 4, which has a crack running through the middle so deep that […]

Your Next Big Star

Goralia Gazongoza writes: “Hello Mr. BoobaWooba. My name is Goralia Gazongoza, a soon to be porn megastar of galactic renown, and I’d like to apply to be one of BoobaWooba Inc’s contract girls. My boobs are massive and my asses are round, firm, and open for business. I am available for scenes involving gagging oral, […]

Breast Enlargement Failed

Dr. Formio Destratenzi writes: “Mr. Wooba, I am writing to inform you that the breast enlargement surgery you ordered for your Joreelian Sex Beast has gone horribly awry. I attempted to enlarge the creature’s 10 breasts to the size you requested, however 4 of the 10 breasts ruptured during surgery and we were forced to […]

Coffee Shop Titfuck

Dan writes: “You’ve got to hear this story about this chick I once knew. She was a really hot brunette with shoulder length hair and a pair of unbelievably hot big titties that drove me absolutely nuts. I met her while I was working at a coffee shop, she was the cashier there. She looked […]