Coffee Shop Titfuck

Dan writes:
“You’ve got to hear this story about this chick I once knew. She was a really hot brunette with shoulder length hair and a pair of unbelievably hot big titties that drove me absolutely nuts. I met her while I was working at a coffee shop, she was the cashier there. She looked so hot in the uniform, which was basically a tight short-sleeved shirt and a pair of khaki shorts. Her nice titties really stuck out and her curvy butt was accentuated by the tight shorts. I was into her big time the whole time I worked there, but she always ignored me. I was kind of geeky and she was super hot, so she basically never gave me the time of day. That is, until we were working late one night and it was just the two of us in the shop.

It was like 1:00 in the morning and we were told by the manager to close the store, but we some equipment to clean before we could leave. The manager decided to take off and told us to just lockup when we were finished. It was just the two of us who had to do this, so we were alone there. We went about our duties and then she got a call on her cell phone from her boyfriend. I overheard what she was saying and it sounded like her boyfriend was dumping her over the phone. She got really upset and slammed the phone down. I walked over to her and asked if everything was ok and she said angrily no it wasn’t. I turned around to leave her alone and she told me to wait. She asked me if I wanted to fuck, because she wanted to get back at her boyfriend by taking pictures and emailing them to him. I couldn’t believe it, but I said fuck yeah!

She got naked and told me to take out my dick, which I did. She put her warm mouth on my cock and started to suck me and it was everything I could do to keep from cumming immediately. She kept telling me to snap pictures with her camera phone which I tried to do. She then put my cock between her great big titties and I started to titfuck her real hard. She seemed to like that a lot. I finally came all over her tits and she insisted that I take pictures of her cum covered tits to send to her boyfriend. It was a fucking great lay, and thankfully my face wasn’t in any of the pictures so the guy never knew it was me who fucked his girlfriend.”


Carly Parker Honking Hooters

BoobaWooba Recalls Sex Toy Salesman Past

BoobaWooba spotted Carly Parker, a busty blond with a terribly naughty gleam in her eye, while reviewing models for inclusion in his next great big tit porn production called “Big Tit Blondies Do The Boronox Nebula” and remarked to me that she resembled a girl he met once while working as a vibrator salesman in his early days, before he became the flamboyant and dashing porn titan he is today. He told me that this girl was quite attractive, with beautifully large tits that approached perfection, but that she was also unfortunately quite obnoxious. BoobaWooba relates that the girl once berated the great smut pusher to be simply because he failed to disclose the fact that the “Barbed Ass Destroyer” vibrator model he had sold her had a desensitizing effect that numbed the rectum to such a degree so as to prevent the user from feeling just how much damage the mace-like sex toy was causing during use. She made BoobaWooba take back the used vibrator and pay for all of her reconstructive anal surgery. BoobaWooba claims this episode caused him to pull out of the masochistic sex toy market entirely.


Big Butt Latina Vacation

Sam writes:
“In August of last year, I experienced what was probably the sex I had ever had. It involved a sexy latin girl who had one of the most perfect big butts I had ever seen. I was on vacation in the tropics and was just lying on the beach reading a book. This girl, who’s wearing the skimpiest bikini on the planet (really just some strings that barely covered her naughty bits) walks over to me and tells me something in spanish. I don’t know any spanish beyond “Hola”so I didn’t understand a word she was saying. When she realized this, she started to address me in broken english and told me that she thought I was a very sexy man and she would love to spend some time with me. Then, she turned around and asked me to apply some lotion to her back. The minute that girl turned around and I got a look at her virtually naked big round butt, I said to myself that I had to get a piece of that. This butt was so perfect, you wouldn’t believe it. I started to apply the lotion to her back and I started to get really hard. She noticed my erection and told me that “I could help you with that, senor.”

We retreated to a cabana and she just casually took my cock out of my shorts and got on her knees. She sucked me for a couple minutes before I came down her throat. That was fantastic enough, but then she said she wanted my cock in her pussy. She turned around and propped that big butt up so that I could enter her doggy style. I slipped my cock in her pussy and fucked that latina babe into next Tuesday, all while her perfect butt was jiggling like wild. That was the fuck of my life.”


We Have a Problem

Geraxo R. Chorkorizio writes:
“Dear Mr. BoobaWooba, I feel I have to write in and advise you of a very disturbing problem I have encountered in your newest interspecies anal video “Hortaxia Craves It In The Asses, Volume 32“. Now, I’m sure you’re aware of the great importance of maintaining the highest integrity in the production and marketing of interspecies pornography. For eons, BoobaWooba Inc could be relied on to produce the best, most arousing smut in the cosmos. But now, there has emerged a stain on your once spotless reputation. While watching the aforementioned video, I noticed – just as I was about to climax into a wad of tissue paper – that Hortaxia was being penetrated in only three of her five asses! Now, the gravity of this deception cannot be underestimated. The cover of the video clearly stated that Hortaxia takes Antaran Cow udder in all five of her gloriously big round asses at the same time.

You can imagine my distress when confronted with this pornographical injustice at the point of climax. I was so upset, I could not bring myself to release my seed. I almost instantly lost my erection and descended into a miserable pit of despair from which I have yet to fully extricate myself, despite vast investments in prescription medication, therapy, and visualization coaching. I can only hope you will do the right thing and immediately pull this video from the intergalactic market and promptly replace it with the video we were promised so that I, and I’m sure many others, can finally get on with our lives. This has been Geraxo R. Chorkorizio. Good day or night to you.”


Big Boobs Poolside

Jason writes:
“Well, my story has to do with older women. Older women with big boobs, that is. When I was 23, I got a job cleaning the pool at a really high-class country club that was frequented by lots of rich folks. Every Thursday, there was this group of 3 very Milfy, very busty women who used to lounge by the pool and chat it up with each other. They were all in their upper thirties and they all had very nice plump boobs, a couple of pairs courtesy of the local plastic surgeon but still fantastic looking. This one lady, a stunning blonde, had a set of boobs that had to have been double D at least. They were all in bikinis, showing off their delicious curvy bodies. While performing my duties, I would often look over at them and I started to get hard imagining what it would be like to get it on with the three of them at once. It was so fucking distracting.

At one point, the blonde saw me gawking at them and then turned to whisper something to her two friends. The next time I looked back at them, they were all sharing one pool chair and were rubbing suntan lotion on one another. They each removed their bikini tops so that they could apply the lotion better and I got to see their perfect big boobs totally bare. These chicks were so fucking hot, I couldn’t believe it. I was thinking to myself how fucking lucky I must be. They each started to rub lotion all over each other’s boobs and then they all took their bottoms off! I couldn’t believe they were doing this. They were the only ones at the pool that day, so their audience consisted of just me. I could tell they liked that I was watching them because they would flash me wicked smiles. I was so hard watching those wet oiled up big boobs that I needed some relief. I walked over and asked if they needed any help applying their lotion. The blonde with the big double D boobs said no, they didn’t need help, they just need cock! She reached over and unzipped my shorts. My dick popped out and was as hard as it had ever been. She started to suck it right there and her friends lined up for turns. All three of these busty MILF hotties sucked my cock until I finally came all over the blonde’s big boobs! That was the best fucking job I ever had.”


Big Butt Spring Break

Harrison writes:
“I had an experience, once, which really turned me into a big butt lover. I was a freshman in college and a few friends and I decided to go to Cancun Mexico for spring break. It was the first time I had ever been to a spring break celebration, and I had never been with a girl before, so the guys were all talking abouthow they were going to get me laid finally. Before this experience, I was into petite chicks. I never particulary liked a big butt on a woman, but a girl I met in Cancun changed all that for good.

Her name was Maria, and she was also 18. She had a body that just wouldn’t quit, with the sexiest curves I had ever seen on a woman. Her ass was a thing of beauty, nice and plump and round as could be. That butt was perfection, but at the time, I didn’t pay it much mind — not until Maria did her little dance for me. She took me away to a secluded spot near the bar we met at and slowly started to disrobe. I knew she was horny and that she wanted sex, but I was a scared kid who’d never even been to third base. I was basically frozen in place while she proceeded to tease the hell out of me with that body of hers. Some salsa music was playing in the background and she started to move those hips. She turned around, bent over right in front of me, then took down her shorts and slipped them off. She wasn’t wearing undies, so that big glorious butt was staring me right in the face. I remember thinking to myself, damn, that’s a sizeable caboose. But them I noticed something else. My dick had stiffened to the point of pain. I was literally as hard as a rock. Then it began to dawn on me that that butt was really turning me the fuck on! I watched as she shook her naked ass right in front of my face. She moved close to me and began pushing her big ass butt right into my crotch. She whispered to me in a soft, delicate voice that she wanted me to fuck her butt! I was in shock, ok. This hot latina honey wanted me to fuck her ass and I had never even fucked a pussy.

I took her back to my hotel room and somehow managed to perform the deed. I fucked her good and hard up the ass and worshipped her big butt of perfection like a devoted servant. That experience totally changed my sexual outlook. From then on, I became a total assman.”


DD Tits Creamed

Frank Writes:
“When I was in the Marines, I had one hell of a time with this Phillipino girl who had the biggest fucking boobs I’d ever had the pleasure to squeeze. They must have been double d and all natural. I met her at a bar in Olongapo where she was flirting with just about every guy there. I knew when I saw her that she was the kind of girl who like to get crazy in bed, so I went over and bought her a drink. She started to whisper in my ear that she wanted to suck every last drop of cum out of my dick and then spit it all out onto her boobs so that she could rub it in. That was enough to get me seriously turned on. Just the thought of getting a crack at those glorious big tits was all I needed to get rock hard. I put her hand on my crotch so that she could feel how hot I was for her and she squealed like a banshee. She said she loved big cocks and was dying to take mine inside her. With that, we got up and left for a motel room to get some serious fucking going.

At the room, she started to strip the minute we were inside. When I saw those massive tits fall out of her dress, I almost hit the ceiling. I immediately went for those hot big boobs with my mouth and teased those perfect nipples with my mouth. Then I put her on her knee so that she could suck my cock. To my amazement, she was able to get the whole 7 inches down her throat and, damn, did it feel good. I pulled out of her mouth and placed my dick right between her perfect tits. I told her to spit on it and then I started to titfuck those beautiful boobs until I came all over her. The cum dripped down from her face onto her tits and she went ahead and rubbed it all in. The sight of this woman with cum bathed tits right in front of me was amazing. I’ll never forget that busty piece of ass.”


I Have Your Women

Jazorno Ubopolix writes:
“Greetings, most honorable smut baron. I write you in order to inform your greatly esteemed porn peddling highness of the fact that three of your busty harem girls have escaped your custody and have arrived at my estate seeking protection from any further duties in regard to the oral servicing of your allegedly malodorous and hemorrhoid plagued nether orifices. They have beseeched me to provide them safe haven for a time while they devise a plan to sink into the galactic underground and evade your harem girl recovery forces indefinitely.

I, of course, have no intention of keeping your property, so long as you deposit 1,250,000 quatloos into my CosmiBanc account by tomorrow morning. I encourage you to act with dispatch. Good and merry day to you.”


Alexis Texas Ass Parade

Porn King Insists Alexis’s Ass Responsible For Dream Homicide!

Alexis AssparadeBoobaWooba once related a dream to me that he had had where he was laying naked at the center of a very large room that was surrounded by massive marble pillars. He looked up and saw a gorgeous woman enter the enormous room wearing a tiny white gown that barely covered her amazing body. As she approached, the esteemed intergalactic porn baron could see that she was naked underneath the gown and that she had the curves of a goddess. When she neared BoobaWooba, she removed her gown leaving herself totally naked and revealing a phenomenally round ass that was a sight of pure perfection. It was the most splendid big round butt that our porn-slinging superstar had ever laid eyes on – round, firm, and protruding like a bubble of ecstasy. BoobaWooba relates that the dream then concluded with this bubble butt goddess sitting on and asphyxiating the master smut peddler with her massive keister while tiny pink elves danced around the room singing “If Ya Think I’m Sexy.”

BoobaWooba insists that this new girl at AssParade, Alexis Texas, is a virtual carbon copy of the woman in his famous dream. He insists that her ass is every bit as divine as the one that snuffed the life out of his unfortunate dream self. In this scene, Alexis gets doused with oil and is greased up for some naughty sex that caused BoobaWooba a significant amount of carnal satisfaction. Just watching that perfect round ass get oiled up is all you’ll need to blow a few loads into the tissue paper, BoobaWooba assures me.


Jayden Jaymes Interview

Jayden Refuses To Cater To An Emerging Alien Market – Claims She Is Not Prejudiced

JaydenToday, BoobaWooba interviews a sexy young thing named Jayden, who is being featured at Big Tits Round Asses in a scene you simply have to see to believe. This girl has an ungodly body that was evidently designed for maximum sin. The curves on this woman never seem to end, and her ass is a round, bubbly bundle of joy. When BoobaWooba discovered her while enjoying his 999-year membership at BTRA, he set out to arrange an interview with this gorgeous example of busty beauty. BoobaWooba believes that Jayden is one of the hottest busty babes to enter the debauched world of internet porn in many eons (which, considering that BoobaWooba recently won the Intergalactic Porno Award for Best Multi-Orifice Penetration of a Gas Moose With a Power Tool Scene, is a serious endorsement), so don’t allow yourself to miss out on this curvy goddess of big boobs and butts.

BoobaWooba: Oh, my dearest Jayden, thank you so much for agreeing to this interview, my delicious morsel of hotness.

Jayden: (Blushing) Thank you, Mr. Wooba.

BoobaWooba: Now, tell me, dear girl. How in the hottest Hell did you get a body so terribly perfect in every way? I mean your ass is a masterpiece, your legs are stunning, and your tits are worthy of indefinite cryo-archival.

Jayden: Um, well, thanks for the compliments. A lot of guys seem to really like my body, but I always thought I was a little cartoonish, you know? I mean, I’m a very curvy girl.

BoobaWooba: Yes, you most certainly are, my dear! And there’s nothing at all wrong with that! Oh, and as someone who actually is cartoonish, I can assure you that you don’t qualify on that score. So, tell me, have you ever orally serviced a Farzekian Marathon Mule while wearing a cheerleader’s uniform?

Jayden: Um, I don’t think so.

BoobaWooba: Ok, because, there’s a huge market for that on Ferenginar. If you can ever bring yourself to do it, BoobaWooba Inc. would love to shoot that scene for you.

Jayden: (Giggling) Ok, I’ll keep that in mind, but I don’t think that will ever happen.

BoobaWooba: Why is that? Are you somehow prejudiced against Marathon Mules? Or, perhaps, your problem is with Farzekians? They’ve come a long way, you know. That unfortunate sewage tsunami in their capital city was finally cleaned up decades ago and you can barely tell by the smell that it ever happened at all, but people just can’t put the image behind them, it would seem.

Jayden: No, it’s not that, it’s just that I don’t really know what a Marathon Mule is, and anyway, I wouldn’t want to orally service a mule of any kind. And I don’t really care that it’s Fareekian.

BoobaWooba: Farzekian, dear girl, Farzekian.

Jayden: Whatever.


Ice and Flower

Big Butt Threesome Impresses BoobaWooba

Ice and Flower - Free Clips!BoobaWooba points out that this scene he just found over at Assparade is one of the best examples of a big butt threesome he’s aware of. Better, even, than the time he got it on with a Jerokian Ass Beast and it’s twin (these particular ass beasts each sport five large round asses, weighing approximately fifty pounds each — but they generally don’t do anal, a fact that has caused BoobaWooba a great deal of frustration in the past). The scene involves Ice and Flower Tucci, two big butt babes with a passion for naughty sex that stimulates BoobaWooba’s privates so effectively, he wonders how they have evaded his sex slave abduction roundups for so long. Both of these curvy hotties get their wonderful big booties adored and worshipped during the course of the scene, and the lovely Flower even gets her gorgeous round butt fucked with a long thick dick. BoobaWooba says that it’s quite a delight to watch a couple of truly hot asses ride cock so well, and that Flower’s ass, in particular, will go down as one of the most perfect butts in the entire cosmos — with the exception of the butt on his own Jennifer Lopez clone, which was genetically engineered to precise specifications, dictated by BoobaWooba, and is beyond comparison.


Busty Niko

BoobaWooba Recruits New Tit Babe Into His Harem – Neglects to Mention Somewhat Important Detail!

Niko at PrimecupsBoobaWooba tells me that he has made contact with an unbelievably hot eastern European babe who’s got a perfect set of big natural boobies that she loves to wrap around thick cock. His interview with Niko went very well, apparently. She even agreed to join his galactically famous personal harem. BoobaWooba is quite excited about the prospect of welcoming this horny big tit beauty into his stable of Harem girls, which he insists is a done deal in spite of the fact that Niko is apparently unaware of the fact that her new Booba-Harem duties will require her to live on another planet (Nipplona IV). I advised the great and cunning BoobaWooba that this was no small technicality, but he assures me that Niko won’t mind at all when he springs this fact on her after she is securely strapped into her seat on the hyperdrive enabled Booba-Cruiser enroute to Nipplona.

BoobaWooba: Well, aren’t you a sight for sore eyes, my dear!

Niko: Thanks. You are a sight for sore eyes, too, Mr. BoobaWooba.

BoobaWooba: Yes, that’s exactly what I think! I’m so glad you agree that I am a vision of manly beauty. I always try to convince girls of this obvious fact, but they usually seem to resist the idea, for some reason.

Niko: Well, I think you’re very sexy, Booby. Your bulging muscles make me so hot.

BoobaWooba: The…They do??? What muscles are you talking about? Um, I mean, of course, you’re talking about these muscles! Look at these things, they’re so hard and firm you could crack an egg on them! I workout everyday, you know. (wink, wink)

Niko: Oh, I can see that. My nipples are already getting hard just looking at your gorgeous manly body! I want you to fuck my big boobies right now, you nasty boy!

BoobaWooba: Yes!! Oh, baby, I’m going to fuck every last drop of milk right out of your beautiful juicy boobies!

Niko: Whoa, big boy. Not so fast. I need 1,000 American upfront.

BoobaWooba: You need what? Oh, you want money? Well, my dear, money is no object for the exceedingly wealthy BoobaWooba. I’m so rich, I hire Bill Gates to come over every Thursday to clean the toad shit out of my pool — and I even pay for his interstellar space commute. Tell me, would you be interested in making far more than just a measly 1,000 bucks?

Niko: Well, of course, you sexy green thing. What did you have in mind?

BoobaWooba then proceeded to negotiate a harem contract with Niko. Not once did he mention to her that she would need to relocate to another planet, but BoobaWooba strongly believes that if she registered no objections to performing daily analingus on his purple hemorrhoid infested ass as per the contract, she won’t much mind living on a world named “Nipplona.” And yes, the sum of money she received was more vast than the field of stretch marks on Oprah Winfrey’s thighs.