Shyla Stylez Interview

Shyla Gets Tricked Into Interview – Rejects Opportunity To Perform Analingus on BoobaWooba!

Shyla at BigtitsroundassesOk, so her tits are not exactly natural, but they are as delectable as they come. Shyla is a sexy busty blond babe, currently appearing in a scorching scene for Big Tits Round Asses, who packs a honking set of perfect D-size boobs and is not afraid to use them. Her scene is simply incendiary, and will certainly arouse even the coldest of loins without the assistance of any kind of erectile dysfunction medication whatsoever. BoobaWooba, in his infinite and overabundant genius as an intergalactically renowned porn tycoon, was crafty enough to trick Shyla into agreeing to an interview.

BoobaWooba: Welcome my dear Shyla Stylez! So glad you could make it for what I hope will be a deeply probing interview into your divine naughtiness.

Shyla: Um, hi. I think I’m in the wrong office, though. I was supposed to talk to someone about getting a free one year’s supply of edible panties?

BoobaWooba: Oh, right, yes! Yes, my dear, you are indeed in the right office. How could I have forgotten! Yes, the supply will be delivered to your place of residence as soon as we complete this little interview. You don’t mind, do you?

Shyla: Well, I guess not. But nobody said anything about an interview with a talking frog.

BoobaWooba: No, no, my dear. I’m a space alien, not a frog. The sentience should have tipped you off. I’m a Boobulan, to be precise.

Shyla: A whatulan? Look, I didn’t know there was going to be an interview. I didn’t even know there were space aliens. But if that’s really what you are, you better be careful because Immigration is pretty anal about illegal aliens.

BoobaWooba: Not to worry, my dear, I have greased the appropriate palms in your government and can assure you that my presence here is semi-legitimate. But enough about me, I want to talk about you and your exciting porn career, you sexy little bundle of huge titness. Tell me, have you ever had those huge tits fucked on camera by a well-endowed farm animal with priapism?

Shyla: NO! What kind of a question is that to ask me?!! Anyway, I stopped doing those films in Brazil long before I got my boob job. Sheesh!

BoobaWooba: Oh, I’m terribly sorry, my sweet. I didn’t mean to offend you in any way. Let’s move on from your porn career to your personal sexual proclivities. By any chance, do you believe you would enjoy orally soothing my inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue?

Shyla: I’m sorry, what?

BoobaWooba: Would you like to suck my roids?

Shyla: This interview is over, Mr. talking space frog. And I better get that panty shipment on time or it’ll be your little green ass, roids and all!