Sunny Lane’s Bulbous Ass Provokes Uncontrollable Midnight Lust In BoobaWooba!
BoobaWooba recently discovered the very beautiful Sunny Lane, a cute redheaded porn girl with a big round ass that is too perfect to be described. The ordinarily calm and collected porn baron of high intergalactic repute could not contain his excitement when he spotted Sunny on Round Mound of Ass a couple of nights ago. He came rushing into my quarters in the dead of night and woke me from my slumber to announce that he had just found the newest addition to his personal harem. The virile porn magnate, standing right above me, was visibly aroused and, for a second there — in the haze of my grogginess — I feared my servant duties were about to leap beyond webmastering and take on a new unspeakable dimension that would leave my dignity hanging like a chad from the ignominious butterfly ballot of sexual slavery. Thankfully, though, BoobaWooba’s tiny erection was caused by Sunny’s round ass and his lust for her, and it, was reaching truly ecstatic proportions.
At BoobaWooba’s direction, I immediately made contact with Sunny Lane’s agent and offered many millions of quatloos and several hundred Joreelian Vaginal Pulse Suppositories for Sunny Lane’s agreeing to join the Booba-Harem. Amazingly, Ms. Lane refused all offers, but BoobaWooba is certain that when he can get an interview with the big butt babe, he will charm her right off her cheeks and into his permanent analingual service.
